New Hitman Championship - Semi-Final 3

Hitman General
41

Absolution does not exist in my dojo.

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42

Thatā€™s perfect. Itā€™s fate. Like the entire universe is conspiring against Absolution.
Or 47 is from Cobra Kai, as the both meanings of Absolution are obliterated from the dojo and the franchise (That was a parallel universe).

43

Remember when I said I would remember you, my friend. I am remembering now.

44

Ok sure

20 characters

45

Ambush at the Wang Fou Restaurant [20]
Gunrunnerā€™s Paradise [21]
Tracking Hayamoto [21]
Shogun Showdown [20]
The Motorcade Interception [18]
Beldingford Manor [23]
Rendezvous in Rotterdam [21]
A Vintage Year [21]
You Better Watch Out [20]
Run For Your Life [14]
Shaving Lenny [20] +1
Absolution [8] -2
Paris: Holiday Hoarders [16]
Bangkok: The Source [16]
Hokkaido: Situs Inversus [22]
Hokkaido: Patient Zero [21]
Dartmoor: Death in the Family [21]
Berlin: Apex Predator [20]

Not a fan of RFYL and Absolution, they can be killed without any regards.
Several missions in this round are (IMO and objectively) far better than Shaving Lenny, but Iā€™ll try with it (even though at end itā€™ll be a dead end). I acknowledge that this mission is a guilty pleasure (very unpopular opinion I understand).

Some missions are very cool in this round and Iā€™ve to make my mind about which missions to downvote when Absolution missions will be out of the contest.

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46

Itā€™s like why even bother to include Abs missions? No [REDACTED] used even if [REDACTED] hope for them because ā€œEw! Absolution? Somebody get the broom!ā€ :sweat_smile:

Ambush at the Wang Fou Restaurant [20]
Gunrunnerā€™s Paradise [21]
Tracking Hayamoto [21]
Shogun Showdown [20]
The Motorcade Interception [17] -1
Beldingford Manor [23]
Rendezvous in Rotterdam [21]
A Vintage Year [22] +1
You Better Watch Out [20]
Run For Your Life [14]
Shaving Lenny [20]
Absolution [8]
Paris: Holiday Hoarders [16]
Bangkok: The Source [15] -1
Hokkaido: Situs Inversus [22]
Hokkaido: Patient Zero [21]
Dartmoor: Death in the Family [21]
Berlin: Apex Predator [20]

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47

Ambush at the Wang Fou Restaurant [20]
Gunrunnerā€™s Paradise [22]+1
Tracking Hayamoto [21]
Shogun Showdown [20]
The Motorcade Interception [17]
Beldingford Manor [23]
Rendezvous in Rotterdam [21]
A Vintage Year [20]-2
You Better Watch Out [20]
Run For Your Life [14]
Shaving Lenny [20]
Absolution [8]
Paris: Holiday Hoarders [16]
Bangkok: The Source [15]
Hokkaido: Situs Inversus [22]
Hokkaido: Patient Zero [21]
Dartmoor: Death in the Family [21]
Berlin: Apex Predator [20]

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48

Donā€™t feel bad about it. I actually like Absolution (the mission) but recognise that upvoting it would be a complete waste of points given the prevailing mood. But looking at this lineup, SL making it is not completely unrealistic.

2 Likes
49

Ambush at the Wang Fou Restaurant [20]
Gunrunnerā€™s Paradise [22]
Tracking Hayamoto [21]
Shogun Showdown [20]
The Motorcade Interception [17]
Beldingford Manor [23]
Rendezvous in Rotterdam [22] +1
A Vintage Year [20]
You Better Watch Out [20]
Run For Your Life [14]
Shaving Lenny [20]
Absolution [6] -2
Paris: Holiday Hoarders [16]
Bangkok: The Source [15]
Hokkaido: Situs Inversus [22]
Hokkaido: Patient Zero [21]
Dartmoor: Death in the Family [21]
Berlin: Apex Predator [20]

How poetic that Absolution shares its name with its last mission, because the only absolution this game may receive is that it actually ends.

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50

What an interesting and unique opinion on Hitman Absolution :exploding_head:

1 Like
51

Ambush at the Wang Fou Restaurant [20]
Gunrunnerā€™s Paradise [22]
Tracking Hayamoto [21]
Shogun Showdown [20]
The Motorcade Interception [17]
Beldingford Manor [23]
Rendezvous in Rotterdam [22]
A Vintage Year [20]
You Better Watch Out [20]
Run For Your Life [14]
Shaving Lenny [20]
Absolution [6]
Paris: Holiday Hoarders [14]-2
Bangkok: The Source [15]
Hokkaido: Situs Inversus [22]
Hokkaido: Patient Zero [22]+1
Dartmoor: Death in the Family [21]
Berlin: Apex Predator [20]

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52

Hating on Absolution with every available opportunity is in the fandomā€™s blood, isnā€™t it?

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53

Most of the time its just very lame and tiring to me tbh. Absolution may be not what most people want from a Hitman Game, but i like it for what it is.

4 Likes
54

Ambush at the Wang Fou Restaurant [20]
Gunrunnerā€™s Paradise [22]
Tracking Hayamoto [21]
Shogun Showdown [18] -2
The Motorcade Interception [17]
Beldingford Manor [23]
Rendezvous in Rotterdam [23] +1
A Vintage Year [20]
You Better Watch Out [20]
Run For Your Life [14]
Shaving Lenny [20]
Absolution [6]
Paris: Holiday Hoarders [14]
Bangkok: The Source [15]
Hokkaido: Situs Inversus [22]
Hokkaido: Patient Zero [22]
Dartmoor: Death in the Family [21]
Berlin: Apex Predator [20]

5 Likes
55

Ambush at the Wang Fou Restaurant [20]
Gunrunnerā€™s Paradise [22]
Tracking Hayamoto [21]
Shogun Showdown [18]
The Motorcade Interception [15] -2
Beldingford Manor [23]
Rendezvous in Rotterdam [23]
A Vintage Year [21] +1
You Better Watch Out [20]
Run For Your Life [14]
Shaving Lenny [20]
Absolution [6]
Paris: Holiday Hoarders [14]
Bangkok: The Source [15]
Hokkaido: Situs Inversus [22]
Hokkaido: Patient Zero [22]
Dartmoor: Death in the Family [21]
Berlin: Apex Predator [20]

5 Likes
56

Ambush at the Wang Fou Restaurant [20]
Gunrunnerā€™s Paradise [22]
Tracking Hayamoto [21]
Shogun Showdown [18]
The Motorcade Interception [13] -2
Beldingford Manor [23]
Rendezvous in Rotterdam [23]
A Vintage Year [21]
You Better Watch Out [20]
Run For Your Life [14]
Shaving Lenny [20]
Absolution [6]
Paris: Holiday Hoarders [14]
Bangkok: The Source [15]
Hokkaido: Situs Inversus [22]
Hokkaido: Patient Zero [22]
Dartmoor: Death in the Family [21]
Berlin: Apex Predator [21] +1

How is Absolution below Run For Your Life? Its arguably one of the better missions from the game imo. RFYL doesnā€™t even have targets.

5 Likes
57

Ambush at the Wang Fou Restaurant [20]
Gunrunnerā€™s Paradise [22]
Tracking Hayamoto [22]+1
Shogun Showdown [18]
The Motorcade Interception [13]
Beldingford Manor [21]-2
Rendezvous in Rotterdam [23]
A Vintage Year [21]
You Better Watch Out [20]
Run For Your Life [14]
Shaving Lenny [20]
Absolution [6]
Paris: Holiday Hoarders [14]
Bangkok: The Source [15]
Hokkaido: Situs Inversus [22]
Hokkaido: Patient Zero [22]
Dartmoor: Death in the Family [21]
Berlin: Apex Predator [21]

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58

Downvoting Beldingford Manor already feels weird in itself, but what caught my attention even more was this:

Change of heart or mistake? I would have expected you to upvote Shogun Showdown, to be perfectly honest.

59

I said I wouldnā€™t fight for them, not that I wouldnā€™t vote for them. I like both. Shogun is better, but Hayamoto is legit too.

As for Belingford, if Yacob can be petty with his votes, so can I :person_shrugging:

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60

Ambush at the Wang Fou Restaurant [20]
Gunrunnerā€™s Paradise [22]
Tracking Hayamoto [22]
Shogun Showdown [18]
The Motorcade Interception [13]
Beldingford Manor [21]
Rendezvous in Rotterdam [23]
A Vintage Year [21]
You Better Watch Out [20]
Run For Your Life [14]
Shaving Lenny [18] -2
Absolution [6]
Paris: Holiday Hoarders [14]
Bangkok: The Source [15]
Hokkaido: Situs Inversus [22]
Hokkaido: Patient Zero [22]
Dartmoor: Death in the Family [22] +1
Berlin: Apex Predator [21]

5 Likes