Are Mi Hartieess!!
Pirate 47 we need you to take along Agent Jarl’s beloved saber and stab some fellow buccaneer tryhards.
And… Narendra… what kinda fake pirate name is that. Blow him up.
oh and 47, don’t get seen no one likes to see a pirate, they will know their fate eventually.
Brief Description: Two targets with a melee saber and one target with an accidental explosion, one exit, no pacifications, suit only, don’t get seen performing illegal activity.
Location: Haven Island
Picture: Agent 47 wearing the pirate suit (The Buccaneer) slashing a security guard with “Jarl’s Pirate saber”.
Having been back through every FC in H3, there were more than a handful that I couldn’t complete 5* because they used what were H2 exclusive weapons at the time, so it’s not that unusual. Also, technically pretty much every weapon/item is locked behind Mastery.
I think it is pretty much assumed that most people have the full roster of maps though, and I don’t see anything wrong with using mastery/escalation unlocks in FC’s as they are always accessible. I almost used the Proud Swashbuckler in mine, but then realised that it is 7DS, which I think are the types of ones that shouldn’t be used (same goes for Deluxe Edition items) as those are the types of DLC that not everyone will have/want to get.
I mean, I have Jarl’s Pirate Saber so I don’t care personally about what IO does in this batch (as long one of the ones they pick is mine ). Again, I’m inclined to think enough people own Haven Island (or can think up enough contracts in Mendoza) so it will be allowed. However, I don’t know for certain and let’s not forget that Haven is paid DLC just like the 7DS.
To summarize: I don’t really care either way. That was first weapon I remembered off the top of my head that everyone might not have, thought it was odd, and someone else said what I was thinking. IO might be forced to accept FCs featuring Jarl’s Pirate Saber whether they were planning to or not due to the shear volume of submissions they’ve received with it. The main point I wanted to get across was that if I submitted a contract with it as a kill condition but IO was never going to accept it because of that, I’d just like some clarification. The sooner the better so I might have a chance resubmit something else (especially while there’s still so much time left) so I don’t miss out because of something that wasn’t very clear in the rules.
Good evening, 47.
Recently Rolf Hirschmüller and his biker gang have taken a troubling next step from cocaine dealing and murder to a truly heinous crime, internet piracy. Besides downloading at least four movies, three of the gang’s most vicious members have been ruthlessly screenshotting NFTs, while Hirschmüller is taking care of the distribution of the acquired PNGs. Our client, who only identified themselves as “ApeEnthusiast420”, wants their dealings ended, permanently.
Good Luck, 47.
Brief description: Four targets must be eliminated. Three of them are located within the biker compound, one is the club owner in the club basement. One must be eliminated with a fall, either by using emetic poison or throwing him over a railing unconscious. The owner must be eliminated with the battle axe located in the biker’s TV room. The other two simply require a shotgun/any method.
No bodies found and never spotted are optional complications.
The first three targets are on the pier by the monument. Silvio and his trainer in the mansion.
This contract requires you to eliminate 5 cannon targets as intended. The main difficulty is that not all targets adjust to the trajectory, which is why they need to be brought under a cannon shot. Also, you can not change the costume and therefore you should not be seen in the ruins. Spoilers ahead!The first target (Uberto Navone) that needs to be brought into a trajectory is the hardest to eliminate with some kind of distraction. In addition, bodyguards must be brought to the trajectory of the shot. To do this, the easiest way is to kill the first target with a shot and immediately prepare the second one. The bodyguards will come running and at one moment they will also stand under fire. Everything is clear with Silvio and the coach.
The plot is funny and its main goal is to fit the pirate theme, as well as somehow justify the killing of targets. It does both.
Contract Title: Radio pirates and drug bootleggers
Briefing: Hello 47. Your targets are two radio pirates, two drug bootleggers, and their boss. The radio pirates have been running a radio shack that play and sell pirated dubstep. The bootleggers sell cheap and dangerous speed to people known to cause heart attacks and seizures. And their boss Hirschmuller is the brains of the operation. You’ve been hired by German Authorities to chop and cut off their pipeline of illegal and drug trading. Good luck 47.
Title: Boot(ing) camp at the CTT
Contract ID: 3-09-4478049-17
Brief description: Its time to BOOT your LEG and kick out (literally) these militia soldiers.