Contract ID: 1-02-6197930-40.
Platform: PC (Steam).
Submitter name: Sniff.
Contract Title: It’s My Party, And I’ll Cry If I Want To
Location: Paris, France (The Showstopper).
Briefing
Hip Hip Horrible, 47.
I had envisioned a relaxing and enjoyable birthday for you, but it would seem human nature has ruined my plans.
I’ll outright admit it, you’re not exactly the humble type, and it just so happens there are a few men in your general vicinity who coincidentally all share the same birthday as you. Well, kind of. There’s like a dude who has a birthday on September 6, but if they’re in like Australia and you’re in Canada, they would be celebrating at the same time as you. There’s like two bald guys who could definitely pass as your clone brothers. Oh, and to top it all off: there’s an actual person in the Palais who shares your exact birthday, no caveats.
But don’t fret! - I’ve led you on a ride as it is. I guess I should tell you, as a little birthday present for the stellar work you’ve been doing, I marked every last one of them as official ICA sanctioned targets.
I know, I know. You can thank me later, in person. As an added bonus, if you manage to eliminate all of them in your silent assassin flair and without, well, knocking them out, I’ll personally see about some tickets to a local mud bath (not guaranteed).
I’m done spoiling you, just get out there and flourish. Be yourself.
Have a killer birthday!
Description
Sparse Any/Any contract, with optional NKO objective. Could definitely have speedrun potential 
