Name of Contract
Give Them The Axe?
Contract ID: 2 13 1168226 50
Location Mumbai - Chasing a ghost
Bharath Chilamkurthy (tailor guy with white turban)
Gilford Bootysworth (dancer in the slums who is eating everything and puking everything)
Both targets are to be killed by THROWN Fire Axe and in Dancer Disguise.
No Disguise Change
Congratulations on landing the gig as Rangan’s new dancer, 47! Our client is fed up with Bootysworth, who is always late for work.
As his new replacement, our client would like you to go give Bootysworth the axe on his behalf.
I’m not sure what he means by “give him the axe”, 47, but I think he wants you to break his skull with an axe. It might be a metaphor, 47.
The client also wants you to give the tailor the axe, for messing up the dancers costumes too.
Make use of this chance and dance, 47!
Why the contract should be featured
I try to be courteous and helpful in my contracts. So with that being said.
There is a Fire Axe on the first floor of Rangan Tower, outside the guard room.
There is also a Fire Axe on the top floor of Rangan Tower. It’s the floor above Vanya’s mole/informant, with all the weapons and other items strewn about.
I know there is a third Fire Axe somewhere in the tower but I don’t know where it is!!!
The targets are easy but obviously that is not the issue or difficulty in this contract. Maybe try it out and you’ll see where the difficulty lies!!
@PEA submitted a contract in January. It was the Miami one, where you had to kill those 2 clowns in the kitchen with the Fire Axe. I really enjoyed that one. No homo, but this contract is a homage to PEA’s contract.
Another reason why I made this was because I was watching a YouTuber stream Hitman, and he said Mumbai was his least favorite map because Mumbai was not well-connected at all. I was a little taken aback because I did feel that Mumbai was somewhat well-connected.
Well ok. Clearly it’s not as well-connected as Paris or Isle of Sgail. But I just wanted to prove that Mumbai is more well-connected than what some, if not most people might think.
In this contract I assure you that you will be on the move for like 95% of the time, with little waiting. This contract can be done within six to eight minutes, easy. My best time is like 5 min 30 seconds.
This contract fits the theme of Lucky Break, where 47 gets a chance to be in a potential Bollywood blockbuster as a dancer. Skulls also tend to break when axes get thrown at them.
People might be inspired or motivated to do a search on the meaning of “to give somebody the axe”, thereby spreading our lovely English vernacular on a global basis, as Hitman is after all, a global game.
Running out of things to say, by the way.
- Side note. I actually made an extension of this contract where the targets were
tailor guy, Bootysworth, the Foreman and the Kashmirian. All by thrown Fire axe, as dancer!! However, that contract took me like 16 minutes lol, and yeah…it was just too long and too complex…it might not have been fun anymore.
The ID for this other contract is 2 13 4021450 50 for your consideration. But really play it only if you are very free/have nothing to do/are unemployed with lots of time on your hands.