Season 3 corrupt a wish


#508

I wish that there’s would be a remake of Hidden Valley in Hitman 2. Including all the bugs and the guards than can see through your disguise from a mile away.

(Hey a wish is a wish, right? So let’s corrupt it. :wink:)


#509

Granted, accept ungranted so Hidden Valley does’t get a remake whatsoever.

I wish for a poison that makes NPCs go crazy and get killed by guards.


#510

Granted but they get rabies, and 47 gets infected

I wish to see each of the season 1 targets gravestones


#511

Granted, now they are in a pay-to-see Hitman season 2 short film available excluvely on pre-paid Netflix!

I want more badass targets in season 2


#512

Granted but they have bad asses that have them in pain, so you will do them a favor by killing them

I wish for a shitty sniper riffle


#513

Granted, 47 now poops, and his shit are miniature sieger’s.

I wish for a co-op mode in hitman that can go to s1 maps aswell, and is not only in sniper assassin but in general maps, with no payments nor glitches.


#514


There has been a simuler wish before


#515

Hmmm…then I wish for more poor yet bad targets, or targets pleading for their life


#516

Granted 47 becomes a part of https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Crusade and is on a crusade against anyone who ain’t christian

I wish for more ice cream shops in season 2


#517

Granted! 47 will have an overwhelming urge to eat Ice cream as soon as he steps inside of one, taking away control from the player he orders an ice cream and immediately dies from brain freeze…

I wish for a level set in Mexico City!


#518

Granted but it’s 100% enforcers who see through all disguises

I wish for more suits cough: and a ninja suit


#519

Granted! You now have access to a ninja suit but when you try it on it fits so tight your testicles pop.

I wish for a female character playable in the campaign.


#520

Granted. But when you wear the ninja suit as a female character, your boobs pop.

I wish you would have a assassin mission on the International Space Station.


#521

Granted! Enjoy hunting down a target that failed to properly secure themselves to the exterior of the station and is now somewhere in Earth’s orbit, carrying a key that you need for the next mission. Oh, and you have a time limit to try to find them, before their orbit degrades and they’re incinerated on re-entry.

I wish for the vehicles from Cyberpunk 2077 to be available for 47 to use.


#522

Granted, they are all exits!

I wish for more subuing animations/knockout animations.


#523

Granted, but they come at the expense of the Fiber Wire animations.

I wish for Xbox exclusive targets.


#524

Granted, but the misssion has 1 target, 2 oppurtunities, 3 challenges in assassination, has no real briefing, & it comes in Bangkok (where the class stil is).

I wish for self customizable disguises &/or character suit.


#525

Granted. But you can only choose from the Kingsman collection. (Although it wouldn’t be that bad)

I wish for a scenario where 47 has to dive underwater, scuba dive to a cruise ship, and then take out the targets.
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#526

Granted, but the cruise ship is for seniors only, so the only viable disguise involves the use of a walker and affecting a bad case of scoliosis, resulting in 47 moving at 3% of his normal crouched “stealth” speed. When he sprints.

I wish for a Thief-esque ability to loot valuables on mission, so that you can finance new weapons, gadgets, and upgrades.


#527

GRANTED! But the Thief ability only allows you to steal panties. Get a certain collection or the special 'golden panties; and you’ll achieve something awesome!

I wish you could get equipped with a Predator-like device that renders you totally invisible from everything - including alarms but it only works for 10 seconds.