Season 3 corrupt a wish


#650

Granted, now they will show you where the hidden telescopes are on each map

I wish for the person corrupting my wish to have a nice day


#651

granted. you accidentally drop a $100 bill, which i later find and keep. :smirk:

i wish for contracts mode to be cross-platform


#652

Granted but there is only cross play for the Ouya
I wish there is an Australia level as a DLC location.


#653

Granted. Now they’re Jordan Cross-platform, so the entire soundtrack is changed to “Are We Stars?” .

Someone take my wish.


#654

No joke but “Are We the Stars” was the best new song I had heard in 2016

Again, I wish for one of the DLC levels to be an Australia level


#655

Granted you are in the outback away from civilisation and your target is a red kangaroo.

(I realised I misspoke on my last wish, I didn’t mean to say opportunities since I run with those off so I will try again lol)

I wish for the challenges in the legacy pack to be reworked to be more varied and interesting


#656

Granted but reworked challenges only playable by David Bateson and his family.

I wish IOI make a game about 47’s childhood


#657

I just want rain back


#658

Granted but all 47 does is cry(as he’s a toddler in that stage)

I wish IO would reveal a new location


#659

Granted, they will show one at EGX but there are technical difficulties. Please wait while we sort this out.

I wish for better opportunities in Colorado


#660

Granted you can now grow drugs and become a drug smuggler

I wish for a meteor chrash in a mission, but before 47 arives, and you can walk close to the meteor without dying


#661

Granted but it is the size of a chihuahua dog’s head and you can’t pick it up

I wish for more starting points in the new Patient Zero levels


#662

Granted, but they are only 1 foot from the default starting location.

I wish there were more environmental effects such as torrential rainfall or sandstorms.


#663

Granted, but 47 is such a wimp that once one of them starts, he just calls a cab and leaves in fear of ruining his suit.
I wish for 47 to use the bathroom


#664

Granted, 47 just wets himself since there are no toilets in order.

My wish is up for grabs


#665

Granted, but i’ve stolen that wish

I wish for a cheap get out of jail card in HITMAN 2 item


#666

Granted but 47 is arrested soon after leaving jail for unpaid parking tickets

I wish to see 47 with hair (no the Shadow Client does not count)


#667

Granted. But it’s just eyebrows.

I wish for a russian location in S3.


#668

Granted but is in the middle of Siberia and your target is a moose.

I wish for a pepperoni pizza


#669

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