I’ll have pictures presently.
And you’ll probably regret getting excited for it.
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Just wanted to post a bit of positivity, God knows there isn’t gonna be much with a suit which has a beak glued on a ski mask with golden spray painted flamingo feet which is called the Egg Hunt Suit even though it has nothing to do with collecting eggs and it’s released almost a month after Easter and its challenge is duck themed not bird themed
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I get that. But this suit ain’t the thing to rally around. It looks really cobbled together, and not in a good way.
I’m not even that mad it’s an out of date april fools day joke easter suit outside of easter, or even the name, it’s just looks bad.
Hell, the most positive thing from this update was the PSVR 2 release and the cherry blossom baller. Even the shoe is at least kind of funny.
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Well, in case you couldn’t tell from my long comment listing five clearly negative things about it, the whole statement was a joke. In my first comment I was also making a dig about how it’s been a long time since a suit was added to the game and this is what they went with?
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I would argue even that, since the Cherry Blossom Baller is just yet another reskin and, let’s face it, only the people actually using the PSVR 2 care about it, so that’s limited no matter how anyone feels about it. This particular roadmap has been the Hitman seasonal content version of the slapped-together home video release cash-in knock-off of a superior film released in theaters.
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So…fun fact I suppose? I actually did the challenge about an hour ago, on the presumption it was activated…when it wasn’t. I booted the game up just now and got the suit.
On the plus side I can show you this monstrosity. I’ll blur it to save your eyes if you’re scrolling past:
The collar is also…grey. Doesn’t look like flipped normals, but a deliberate decision to color-match with the gloves.
This is the ugliest suit in Hitman…and it’s not that close of a contest tbh.
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If it’s ok to ask how do you do the challenge?
Also wow it’s like that suit gets uglier the more I look at it
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Throw six muffins into the river, near the default spawn/ walkway exit.
Thanks to the late-great @BlossomFox for figuring this out (I assume, they could’ve just told me info from someone else).
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Omg why did they give him flamingo suit shoes 
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Actually, I believe this suit sullies the good name of “ugly.”
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I remember the throwback to the launch of HITMAN 3 where the developers told us that HITMAN 3 would be the most serious and darkest entry in the franchise yet. Ah, we’re a long way ago from those days… 
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I cant wait to unlock it. Or at least I’m saying that now… 
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It was. For the first months of existence. Then IOI turned into a joke with the things they pulled (and are pulling).
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Wow, that’s not even funny in a way bird costume from BM and Absolution would be. It’s just… hideous. It’s like they tried to make a crow suit, but gave up in a middle and just gave him suit with driving gloves, flamingo feet and head that looks like crappy Halloween costume.
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This would actually be preferable. I always hate those bird suits, but it would still be better, because that would at least make sense. This lates one just… ugh.
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Honestly, if beak was actually shaped like a beak, there were no gloves, and no flamingo shoes, it would actually be fine enough.
Though it’d be better if they gave up on trying to make it a bird suit and just made it balaclava suit. Would go hard.
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Keep the gloves - every suit should have them - but the rest of that, yeah.
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That new suit looks so gross, I love it.
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