The Best Hitman Storyline (Hitman Forum Game)


#22

Hitman: Codename 47 [23] +1
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin [21] -2
Hitman: Contracts [21]
Hitman: Blood Money [21]
Hitman: Absolution [20]
Hitman (2016) [22]
Hitman (2007 Movie) [16]
Hitman: Agent 47 (2015 Movie) [6]
Hitman Comics and Books [16]


#23

Hitman: Codename 47 [23]
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin [22] +1
Hitman: Contracts [21]
Hitman: Blood Money [21]
Hitman: Absolution [20]
Hitman (2016) [22]
Hitman (2007 Movie) [16]
Hitman: Agent 47 (2015 Movie) [4] -2
Hitman Comics and Books [16]


#24

Hitman: Codename 47 [23]
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin [22]
Hitman: Contracts [22] +1
Hitman: Blood Money [21]
Hitman: Absolution [20]
Hitman (2016) [22]
Hitman (2007 Movie) [16]
Hitman: Agent 47 (2015 Movie) [2] -2
Hitman Comics and Books [16]

Finish this piece of shit off guys.


#25

Hitman: Codename 47 [23]
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin [22]
Hitman: Contracts [22]
Hitman: Blood Money [22] +1
Hitman: Absolution [20]
Hitman (2016) [22]
Hitman (2007 Movie) [16]
Hitman: Agent 47 (2015 Movie) [0] -2
Hitman Comics and Books [16]

Back into the dumpster with you


#26

i havent even seen this Movie, is it even worse than the one with Olyphant?


#27

It is. Don’t watch it.


#28

Hitman: Codename 47 [23]
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin [23] +1
Hitman: Contracts [22]
Hitman: Blood Money [22]
Hitman: Absolution [20]
Hitman (2016) [22]
Hitman (2007 Movie) [14] -2
Hitman Comics and Books [16]


#29

Hitman: Codename 47 [23]
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin [23]
Hitman: Contracts [20] -2
Hitman: Blood Money [23] +1
Hitman: Absolution [20]
Hitman (2016) [22]
Hitman (2007 Movie) [14]
Hitman Comics and Books [16]


#30

This movie makes the Olyphant one a masterpiece


#31

Wait wait wait, how did the 2015 movie get offed before the comic?


#32

Hitman: Codename 47 [24] +1 It should win by default just for having “I need to use the bathroom” in it.
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin [23]
Hitman: Contracts [20]
Hitman: Blood Money [23]
Hitman: Absolution [20]
Hitman (2016) [22]
Hitman (2007 Movie) [12] -2
Hitman Comics and Books [16]


#33

Hitman: Codename 47 [24]
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin [23]
Hitman: Contracts [20]
Hitman: Blood Money [23]
Hitman: Absolution [21] +1
Hitman (2016) [22]
Hitman (2007 Movie) [10] -2
Hitman Comics and Books [16]


#34

Hitman: Codename 47 [25] +1
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin [23]
Hitman: Contracts [20]
Hitman: Blood Money [23]
Hitman: Absolution [21]
Hitman (2016) [22]
Hitman (2007 Movie) [8] -2
Hitman Comics and Books [16]

No love for Hitman GO or the Sniper games in this thread. :sob:


#35

Finally! About time @silvereye27 :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: :+1:.

Hitman: Codename 47 [25]
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin [24] +1
Hitman: Contracts [20]
Hitman: Blood Money [23]
Hitman: Absolution [21]
Hitman (2016) [22]
Hitman (2007 Movie) [6] -2
Hitman Comics and Books [16]


#36

For those who aren’t familiar, here’s a “handy” summary of the game stories from 47’s perspective:

C47: I’m a clone, I must kill people. Oh, I killed my fathers. You were the one with the needle. I must kill you now. I also need to use the bathroom.
SA: I’m no killer, I only care about picking tomatoes now. Wait, my priest-friend was kidnapped? Better get back to killing now. I’m a killer.
Contracts: My head hurts, I should get out of this hotel room before the smoke inhalation kills me. Thank God the Agency doctor gave me some of Pablo’s cocaine.
BM: Diana, has my fee been transferred? I know you’re single-handedly trying to save the Agency, but I don’t care. Oh, hi Agent Smith. The President is going to be killed? Give me those diamonds. Sniper rifles don’t upgrade themselves you know.
Absolution: Oops, sorry about that Diana, looks like a flesh wound TBH. I’m just going to leave you naked on the floor to bleed out now. Just remember that I didn’t kill you. Thanks for the coin, maybe I’ll pawn it to get more money since you still haven’t paid all my fees from BM. Um, and apparently I’ve suddenly started caring about a girl called Victoria. Weird, it’s as if a script writer is messing with my mind.
HITMAN: Good to be back working for the CIA- um, I mean ICA, no wait, we’re unknowingly helping the Shadow Client as well, but there’s also this shady Providence group. You know what? I don’t care. Diana, has my fee been transferred?


#37

You forgot one.

GO: Left, Left, Right, Up, Down, Down, Up, Up, Up.


#38

The ICA is the shittiest Agency ever, they get fooled or nearly destroyed in every game!

In C47 they get fooled by Ortmeyer, Acting as a Shadowclient. in “The Setup“ Diana states, its against their rules to order multiple Hits.
In Hitman 2 no one in the Agency gives a shit about that, until Sergei pushes it too far.
In Contracts, 47 gets shot, because the Franchise tricked the Agency.
In Blood Money, the Agency gets almost destroyed near the End.
In Absolution, Diana and 47 betray the Agency (or at least the Corrupt Division of it).
In HITMAN, they are pissed, because they are tricked AGAIN by a Shadowclient.

What is wrong with them? did they ever heard about Backgroundchecks?


#39

Hitman: Codename 47 [25]
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin [24] +1
Hitman: Contracts [20]
Hitman: Blood Money [23]
Hitman: Absolution [21]
Hitman (2016) [22]
Hitman (2007 Movie) [6] -2
Hitman Comics and Books [16]


#40

Hitman: Codename 47 [23] -2
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin [24]
Hitman: Contracts [20]
Hitman: Blood Money [23]
Hitman: Absolution [22] +1
Hitman (2016) [22]
Hitman (2007 Movie) [6]
Hitman Comics and Books [16]


#41

Yeah, no wonder he took a break in BM’s ending to get high. :rofl: