that’s right. hail hydration! 
Congressional candidate by the way.
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The cinematography in the scene bests not only Hitman Agent 47 but also Hitman 2007.
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The Carolina Reaper has been known to have adverse mental effects in those consume too many in one sitting. Usually they are idiots and/or competitive eaters. They cause restrictions in the brain’s blood vessels that can alter bodily performance.
I remember a news story about a man who had issues with extreme “thunderclap” headaches because his brain arteries constricted after eating one. They’re 250-1000 times hotter than Jalapeños, I think I’d pass.
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jesus christ. that does sound extreme.
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Someone saw the “I don’t want to cure cancer. I want to turn people into dinosaurs” panel and went “Yeah, I can do better.”
Also I want to point out Pteropods aren’t dinosaurs, in fact birds are closer to dinosaurs than Sauron is.
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Turning People into Lizards is a good thing and i support this idea whole heartedly. But who is this Sauron Guy, seems like a knock off Dr Connors.
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Karl “Sauron” Lykos is an Argentine hypnotherapist with a Greek name who, during an expedition he took with his scientist parents to a place called Savage Land, was bitten by a Pteranodon which mutated him into a vampiric being that needed to feed off of life energy to live, it also turned him into a were-Pteranodon. His first major transformation turned him evil because reasons. He turned so evil he named himself after Tolkien’s foremost villain, something he actually acknowledges when he turns evil. Despite that fact that he is more similar to Rodan the kaiju in appearance (Something Jubilee points out).
He has also tried to take over Savage Land to no avail, tried to reintroduce dinosaurs into the conventional Earthen biosphere to no avail and could cure cancer if he wanted to but he doesn’t want to do that, he wants to turn people into dinosaurs. (To no avail).
He post-dates Connors by six years.
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Pardon me for a brief tangent here, and you would think that I of all people would be particular about that fact, but it had always irritated me when some dinosaur expert points out that something you think is a dinosaur is, in fact, not a dinosaur. I’ve always been like, dude, how do you know what they were or weren’t? Did you run DNA tests to see how closely they matched?
As a lifelong dinosaur nerd and a person who always insists on people using terms correctly, I truly don’t care if there’s a particular dinosaur-looking ancient reptile that is actually not part of that group. I use the term “dinosaur” in the same way some people use the term “Martian” as a general catch-all term for anything from outer space, even if it didn’t come from Mars. Any ancient reptile that existed before humans, is bigger than a Subway sandwich, and doesn’t already have a modern classification because we’ve known about them before we knew dinosaurs existed, like crocodiles, anything that matches that description is a fucking dinosaur.
Phew. Sorry, been wanting to get that out for a while. And don’t even get me started on that “they had feathers” shit.
There was also Sauron in Primal Rage
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I think the best part of that bio is that Elroy Jetson is labelled “His Boy” and not “Son” so it matches the theme song.
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It’s not just “his boy” but “daughter Judy” and “Jane, his wife” also follow the theme song, some true fans edited that wiki 
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