The Funny Pictures/ Video Thread

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Our statistics prof at uni actually showed us this graph, when he told us that correlation does not automatically imply causation.

More here: Spurious Correlations

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Someone ordered a Hitman figure. Probably from wish regarding what he got.
https://twitter.com/SlippinSam7598/status/1573531965436952577?s=20&t=qO-p04GgKi2Pp19_G91YkA

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That’s the StonksManā„¢ limited edition figure

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My name is…

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Other possible answers:

Wyatt Earp
Bilbo Baggins
Slim Shady
Maximus Decimus Meridius
Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.

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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you’re watching this tape, I’m probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was… astounded, I… I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was… thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn’t want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn’t know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a ā€œhitā€ on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I’m a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can’t take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I… All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.

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9 million people had their data just handed over to a hacker who did the digital equivalent of walking in through your door and stating politely that he is borrowing food from your cupboard.
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@Charlie_Farmer

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369 billion climate bill and cancelling Keystone XL counts as no action?

The ā€œBiden and Trump are the sameā€ meme is really dangerous misinformation.

Bare in mind, one of Biden’s biggest flaws is how many approvals he’s given for new drilling. It’s nothing at all like being like Trump, but Biden’s actions on climate, while better than Trump’s hardly make him a savior, at least so far.

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Less political post for once

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