One must have a frail ego, if 54 seconds of Taylor Swift upsets you.
Time is relative. Iâm a man and 54 seconds of Taylor, depending on the song, doesnât seem like a big deal to me. But Iâd like to ask that lady after being stuck in a house fire for 54 seconds if it seemed like a long time to her? Time is relative.
Time is relative, sure, but that picture refers to two very specific events or occurrences, and 54 seconds is a short time for both. So whatâs your point, just that time is relative? Is that information you think people donât know, and it needs specifying here? Or do you mean to imply that 54 seconds of consensual banging, in someoneâs world, is actually indeed a long time?
My point is that 54 seconds, of anything, can in fact seem like a long time, to anyone, depending on headspace at the time. It wasnât necessary to specify any particular group of people, particularly in a way that suggests to be mocking. So I propose a situation to the person in that original post where they might see 54 seconds as being exceptionally long, going on the assumption implied in their statement that they donât typically see it as being a long period of time, for their consideration before needing to mock anyone over their perception of time. Even though I know theyâre not reading this.
I donât know her music, but Iâd surely still listen to a minute of it than listen to a football fan talk about the game 
Oh, thatâs for damned sure. Taylor doesnât have a lot of good songs, in my opinion, but the few that are good are really good.
I like that one. Some truth there.
A plango, if you will.
Iâm here all night folks
After seeing a video on a âFuzzy Mangoâ Iâm starting to wonder. 
Theyâre going to rob the train to fund their googly eye order to stick on the fuzzy mango seeds! 
I mean it also makes him Captaino Chile, Comrade Cuba and Captain Liberia.