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Oh weβre back to Seagal stories 
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Dude my favourite is this one. Heβs fucking sitting down in a chair while fighting
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Oh man! I had heard that story but never seen the actual movie. 
Have you heard any of his insane music?
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I donβt know what thatβs from, but Iβm getting Seinfeld vs Newman vibes. 
That is Mr. Evrart (from Disco Elysium) dressed up as Jimbo Balatro.
He is helping me convert my right card into my left card.
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Yeah Punani.
Also when he claimed to be in an all black band in Detroit and learned the blues from BB King
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If I could go back in time I would give anything to see him fatly play for an All-Black band as he is fatly strumming his guitar or singing or whatever.
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He would have been like 8 years old at the time⦠if the story was true.
@Sean βman this kid ainβt white!β Yea I have heard that one
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It made me laugh at myself b/c it took me three full seconds (which is 2.5 longer than it should have) to realise whatβs happening.
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Happy 4th of July. I wish this were(nβt) real. 
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Too crazy for Orc City and too Orcish for Crazy Town.
By the way I went to Orc City and they said they all knew you by name.
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Motherfucker! Iβm sick of this shithead. Why is he still my fucking senator?!
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