American humour in action, folks: He took two days to make a penis joke and an obvious one at that. The only thing you need to do now is give yourself a 500,000 dollar salary for it.
I’ll one up that and give myself a 15 Million Dollar Bonus just cause I feel like it.
Ah so you are the guy who writes Young Sheldon I take it.
The capitalist pig upped his salary on me.
I’m the guy who references Bobby Kotick and his shitty antics.
Let’s kick Bobby Kotick out for the meme.
A little on the dark side, but my mom joked that when she dies, she wants to be stuffed and placed on the fireplace mantle. Guess I see where my equally silly sense of humor comes from.
Hunter s. Thompson was cremated and fired out of a cannon with fireworks going off while “Spirit in the Sky” playing. This was done before an audience that included a secretary of state and Johnny Depp.
Jonah goes a tad too far in his pursuit of Spider-Man
This is cultural appropriation, schmohawk!
Wait do you have a problem with me appropriating Jewish culture or gecko culture? Because you had no issue when I did this the first time.
I recommend that everybody read They Called Us Enemy. It is a really sobering read about Takei’s experience in a Japanese-American internment camp, perfect since it is AAPI Month in the US.
Modern SNL is pretty bad, but old SNL is top tier stuff.