Holiday Hoarders time. Mine was 56 seconds. Not too fast, not too slow… Juuuuust right.
"He’s behind me isn’t he?"
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MURDER IN THE SUBURBS
MANY FACES OF OUR BELOVED BOI 47
When you misunderstood the theme of the costume party and now you feel like everyone is mocking you behind your back.
and then some weirdo wants to touch your beard
this throne is safe
Oh boy, killing all of Isle of Sgàil made my framerate go from stable 60 down to 18 fps. I’m never attempting that again. Bonus greenscreen toast Santa 47 for PF purposes:
It’s that time of the year again! Time to share some Hitman screenshots with matching captions, of course (Now with some Santa pics sprinkled in)
“When you think about it, a paramedic is the opposite of a hitman”
When you have just shampooed your hair and your friend wants to feel how soft it is
When some fascist pig interrupts your beloved GNN broadcast with celebrity reporter Pam Kingsley to spout his propaganda and you have no choi–
Holy fuck he’s gonna go all Super Saiyan on our asses… Abort contract!
Helen who? That witch got nothing on Santa 47
"The finest tools to hunt the greatest game"
Gama has a zero tolerance policy on festive trespassing
All pics were taken on PS4. When do we get our own photo mode? Using glitches and clever camera angles to take pics is not enough
Happy holidays by the way
Look who is in secret an ICA agent and another genetically modified human that never ages:
when you go to the Showstopper, they have updated her face there
i don’t get it :^(((