GOOD MORNING HITMAN FORUM!!! Let me tell you what, I MISS THE 2010’s ALREADY! You wanna know why HITMAN forum? Well I’ll tell you why? When your buddy ole pal Blake went to do his usual sleepy sleep after a long night of waiting for the new LEGO Star Wars set’s to be released a little bitch that I will call “CUNT”
OOOOO BOY THIS LEECH GOT AWAY WITH $205.15 POSSIBLY $247.76 WORTH OF SHIT THAT THIS CUNT COULDN’T AFFORD WITH HIS OWN MONEY.
But fortunately a ray of red sunshine glistened over the CUNTS STUPID FUCKING FACE and said “THEE HAS PURCHASED TO MUCH! FRAUD! he yelled FRAUD! FRAUD! FRAUD! I WILL SMITE THEE FOR THIS ACTION”
all of a sudden during the slumber of Swang’s New Year’s Morning all his money went on DEFCON 1 effectively suspending his bank account and canceling all his Cards.
When the CUNT realized that he fucked up he effectively changed Swangs PSN Email temporarily locking him out so he can play as much shitty FAR CRY NEW DAWN and other SHITTY games too!
In the meantime Swang has to wait til SONY opens tomorrow to get his money back and write this out on HITMAN FORUM because he loves to tell stories especially ones about leeching, soy boy, cheese face, piss stained CUNTS who don’t wanna work a day in their own pitiful insignificant life.
HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEARS EVERYONE! ENJOY THE ROARING 20’s!
-Blake “Swangtheugly” Swanger