The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread


#678

Well. You heard it here first, folks. Jesus was lying the whole time.


#679

at least the plot wasnt so cliché like the rest of the games.


#680

@mendietinha @Fortheseven @JDMHatch_G


#681

Hitman 2 wasn’t cliché.


#682

yeah, you are right. Never heard something like this before:

Hero from Part 1 retires, his Friend gets kidnapped, Hero returns to Business.


#683

Don’t turn this thread into “piss off HMF”. I’ve had enough of all that indirect shots “cold war” you people had with one another and mainly with the mods and devs.


#684

Hitman 1:

Hero is the best of his kind, and yet unknown to others

Summary


Hero has to break free

Summary


Hero meets handler

Summary


Hero has to find defeat four enemies

Summary


Hero returns to his rival to defeat him

Summary




ALSO: game includes breathtaking disguise system nobody can look through:

Summary


ALSO: this weird american who turns up in likely weird places

Summary


ALSO: masters all kinds of pistols and uncommon weapons

Summary


#685

wow, now you mention it…i’m also a huge fan of Monkey Island - this cant be a coincedence :joy:


#686

I wouldn’t call 47 a hero, and the game turns it around in the end, he abandons Vittorio.


#687

Well to be fair,most of the premises of nowadays media are cliché. It’s the plot that starts developing as the story unravels that makes them unique.

Codename 47 still has the best story though so meh :sunglasses:


#688

47 abandons Vittorio in order to save him, ultimately. He decides to be an assassin again. To disappear into the shadows, so his life won’t burden any more people he trusts and cares about.


#689

But it has some of the worst gameplay and levels. AhemScarface ripoff.


#690

liar-gif-11-1


#691

We all know C47 had the best bathroom-based dialogue…


#692

If you’re looking for a fun way to pass the time, open this link multiple times and let them all play at the same time.


#693


#694

True true. Also had some of the best levels.


#695


#696

I prefer the new sound. Fite me


#697

Did it actually say the other clone is the shadow client? I just ddon’t see the resemblance. Maybe it’s the baldness.