The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread


#1565

Credit @2odastream on reddit.


#1566

One security camera is down at my work. There is only one explanation :thinking:


#1567

Rest in peace badeaguard


#1568

Diana looks so cute with this effect :heart_eyes:

Another effect - young Diana. Now she has the prologue look

Imao

The ultimate look(warning - will make you puke)

Jesus christ what have i done
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1 - When she reads through this thread
2 - When she comes across this post by me.


#1569

Won’t lie. Male Diana actually looks badass! He will probably go on missions and narrate by himself “THAT is my target!”


#1570


#1571

Imaoooooooo :joy::joy::joy: sorry you feel this way Eric :face_with_hand_over_mouth:


#1572

You can’t fool me with your edited screenshots, you Australia dweller you

Edited back to its original state


#1573

˙ǝʇɐɹnɔɔɐ ʎlɥƃᴉɥ sᴉ sᴉɥʇ ɯɹᴉɟuoɔ uɐɔ I 'uɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ uɐ s∀


#1574

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#1575

T̴͕͖̹̥̫͎̬h̴̲̻̗̻͠e̟͎̞͚͇ ̝͖̱͉̖̬̺̠ẹ̤̀͜͟ṇ̷͈͍d͏͇̲̘̫ ̸̙̪̜i҉͔͙̟̳̪̣̳̺s̥̝̜̬̭͇̭̺͘͜͢ ̸̴̤͘n̩͍̺̳̝͇̬͡i̴͔̲̯͡ͅǵ̩̫͓̟̙͎h̲̺ͅͅ
̥͚̗̲̣͔͉̰̯͟T̙̖̖̻̗̹ͅh͍͚ȩ̖̥̳̬͇͇̩ ̭̦̲̠̱̭͕̳͡ͅA̛̗̩̩̖͜u̢̘̫̦̤̠̳s̨̬͢t̶̜̬͝r̘͓̻͉̻̻͉̠͘a̡̗̯͈̼͙̲̮l̟̗̮̙͔̮į̙̯̫͝a̗͙̪̰̼̹ń̟̣̱̹̫̩͜͟s̢̛̺͎͉ ̱̥͓͝ḥ̹̞͚͍̟̻̮̀͜a̶̧̘̪͢v̲̰̕ę̧̠͍ ̵̙͈̪̜̱̦͙̝c̵̢̫̞̟͓̖̝͔o͙̮̠̻̹ͅm͔̪̲̮͉̪é̷̬͈̹͎̟̥͇̭͘ ͔̠̥̼̘t̨̩̻̮̻̲ò̙͈͙̮̲̻͔͞ͅ ̶̩̫̳̦̦͖t̙͓̳̱͝e͏͎̻͍͍͇͚̥͍a̡͍̰͎r̵̷̜̻̞ ̳̻͎̯͞ư̜̰̪s̼̞͇̥̯̥͙̳̼͟ ͎̺͙̙̫̬̹a̵͙͢͡s̷̖̜̹̣̳̫̻̀ừ͙̞̜̩̘̪̙̕n̶̷͚̬̗̖̝͠d̶̦͍̖̝͙̦̕e̟̕͠͞r̬̥̹̪͉̲
҉̙̲́͜R̙̠u̷̯͝n̷͍̪̦͙̕ ̸̢̩͕̖̺̜ͅf̵̳͉͖ó̰̬̱̦̞͓̭r̷̖̟̠ͅ ̴̦t̴̴̡̟͕̭̗̗h̷̥̙̲͓ę̧̻̝̞͕̳̗̮̥ ̹̼͓͡h̼̥̘̫̲̘̙̦i̵̭̗̣̩̟̟͞l̹̞ͅḷ̺̤̯̟ṣ̰͞
̴͈̮͇̻̜̥̬̤W̖̖̲̩̬̮h͎̞̦͇̫͘̕ͅi͏͈̲̰̝͚̭̝͔l͝҉̣̗͙̥̜̰̘̬̺͟e̴̟̤̱̦̩ͅ ̷̡͍̦͕͕̰y̞̪̟̤̤̕̕ͅo̡͏̤̲̥̀ú̡̻͎̤̗ ̺̯̹ͅs̢̩͖̖͟͢ͅt̶̜̱̣͉̟̗͇i̙̘͕͓̪͎l̵̨̺͙̯̝̮l̶̛̼͔̣̺͓̥̟̙͍ ̢̭̳̭̘c͏̭̲̘̩̖͍͈a̭͖̭̩͘͝n̡̧͍̰͕̣̻


#1576

Pray it’s 47 and you aren’t a target and you (probably) will be fine, unless he’s going for an explosion challenge

Edit: and don’t go near stinky bins, if he wants your disguise then at least get him to dump you in a laundry bin


#1577

Number 37 will SHOCK you


#1578

FUCK you Golem that was an easy and WACK ASS joke you motherFUCKER you’ve got a shitty sense of humour the joke was bad and you should feel bad FUCKK


#1579

I hate to repeat a joke but you forgot your emoji there, lad :wink::blue_heart:
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No one flag Eric’s post please, it’s just the Australian way of bantering and I love it


#1580

woah, calm down Crocodile Dundee :stuck_out_tongue:


#1581

Yous are getting coal in your stockings and a bullet in your brains for this


#1582

What a horrible coincidental time to mention ye olde Croc Dundee :sweat_smile:

It’s literally on the telly RIGHT NOW. Getting my yearly dose of 'Straya culture, meat on the barbie 'n all.


#1583

online:

IRL:

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Merry Christmas Eric😁


#1584

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merry christmas