The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread


#1585

Someone stole your original meme and posted it here!

68,327 votes and 544 comments so far on Reddit

I suggest you go to karma court!

Edit - ok so posting the link shares the picture instead of the thread. It’s titled I will not accept these lies, you can find it by searching on Google.


#1586

I can’t get mad, Reddit is known for regurgitating original content from other sources.

Besides, one heart on HMF is worth a hundred upvotes :cake::blue_heart:


#1587

congrats for the 300 upvotes :heart:


#1588

Well it’s great you think they way, I know they’re just useless internet points but I’ve seen lots of users get angry because of that and doing posts asking to delete it and what-not so I thought about notifying you :smiley:


#1589

Not to worry, gents; my little helpers have been dispatched to deal with the naughty boy on Reddit. Unfortunately for him, he won’t even get coal in his stockings but I dare say he will find his freshly detached fingers there


#1590

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#1591

Beautiful

Krvdhro5u4itkfcwvrkgqyeult 47


#1592

A friend in ICA said Diana will tell 47 to his new targets tomorrow and he said some of targets has account in HMF.

:thinking:


#1593

When you use the explosive pen for the first time and kill yourself because you didn’t know it exploded even after you throw it in someone’s head


#1594

I didn’t woke up in a closet and I didn’t die either. So it seems that the target wasn’t me


#1595

Are you sure? How do you know?


#1596

Being dead inside counts?


#1597

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#1598

Post must be at least-

202020


#1599

In C47: Say something Diana damn it!

In H2: Shut up Diana damn it!

Diana in H3: Go fuck yourself, I’m out!

In H4: Who the fuck said “Mute diana” damn it!
(Idk how to make this a meme)


#1600

This is Diana’s revenge for shooting her in Absolution


#1601

Limited stocks last :sunglasses: only for $50!

The low resolution blurs the pics out so here’s good quality Diana pics after she applies lo real shampoo :sunglasses:



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Pls don’t flag :joy:


#1602

What’s up with her neck?


#1603

I think it’s because I unevenly cropped out the H2 logos from the images


#1604

When you are Diana and haven’t uttered a single word for 10 minutes
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by the way sorry for the low effort posts past few days editing on phone is a nightmare :joy: