The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread


#1708

At least the signature suit has…

INVISIBLE STICHES!

(Just Like Tommy Clemenza Said)


#1709


#1710

Updated my texture mod and I can officially say Agent 47 now has the signature Mk II look.


#1711

My eyes, they’re bleeding.


#1712

Sure. You don’t need stitches at all, when you can just weld that nasty ass polyester looking fabric together :stuck_out_tongue:


#1713

Not mine
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#1714

Who needs Tommy when you have a lighter?


#1715

So doing this next time I’m in Santa Fortuna! :laughing:


#1716

A little one made with snapchat:


#1717

I spent way too long on this oh my god. Hitman as vines y’all


#1718

This is the greatest thing I ever saw.


#1719

Surely all stitches are invisible to him. The man’s blind.


#1720

i loved the 16 ties soo much more


#1721

Yeah but they would still be visible to us. Tailors don’t operate like the Bug-Blatter Beast of Thraal.


#1722

The fact that I don’t get that reference means it must post-date the Renaissance.


#1723

Well it if from the mid-80s. It is from Douglas Adams’ Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. The Beast assumed that so long as you couldn’t see it, it could not see you.


#1724

If you mean the 1980s, then that’s still new-age to me. The posters on my walls are hieroglyphs.


#1725

Oh well then it is a shame because it is a very sharply written book.


#1726

Here’s part 2 to Hitman as Vines because I have no self-control.


#1727

Diana - Wanna visit I made some cookies :smiley:

47 - No I’ve got a contact to compete and have no modes of proper transportation other than my target’s skateboard and boat

Diana - my parents aren’t home :wink: (:joy:)

47 -

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