The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread


#1728

Jokes on her, 47 knows damn well her parents are not home.


#1729

Brutal dude hahahaha


#1730

That’s why I added the blur :joy: at the end of Diana’s line :joy_cat:


#1731

Both great games in their own right.


#1732

Fan of Glacius, a man of culture I see :wink:


#1733

Here’s another one from Hitman The Hitting:

Stolen/deleted footage 47 giving review of Hitman: Agent 47 movie outside the theater (circa 2015)

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The original context is very funny, starts at somewhere around 3:40 in this video, I really suggest watching it and the entire series!


#1734

Not my work ! all credit goes to almightyghostgod on Reddit (not sure if he’s on here)

Needed to share it (if it hasn’t been posted before) as it made me chuckle


#1735

Now this is why the blend-in spots were truly implemented. Not to hide from enforcers, but to kill time.


#1736

So true! I make sushi for other patients while patiently waiting for Yuki to have her one last meal.

edit: It feels somehow quite satisfying when pretending myself as a real chef. :slight_smile:


#1737

Enjoy!


#1738

how do i download this mod?


#1739

Season 1 weapon
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#1741

Haha for the love of Christ! The weapons have to be the biggest joke in Hitman “2” more ridiculous than the Constants dialogue

“I. Was. Getting. To. That.” :joy:

When loyal long-time Hitman fans discovered the weapons in H2

But seriously, these stickers are a joke

:gun: +:gun: 2⃣ = :poop:


#1742

Reward for Hawke’s Bay ET revealed


#1743

But what about unique signature “Mk. 2” look?..


#1744

Dunno… does it have driving gloves?


#1745

Made by me over a month ago


#1746

Oh my god!! @badeaguard I actually saw that a bit after I was banned…

It KILLED me that I couldn’t reply to it at the time, because honestly, that’s one of the most hardy laughs I’ve had! HILARIOUS!!! :joy::joy::joy:


#1747

I’m glad you liked it :grin: