The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread


#1788

There’s Hitman Forum they said



We love discuss Hitman they said


#1789

That meme is libellous! We are currently mocking Absolution on the the Yes/No thread.


#1790

I’ve thought that if it were to happen (which it probably isn’t, unfortunately) that the ol’ Bean’d hired a body double. But I dunno.


#1791

I barely come here to discuss Hitman honestly


#1792


#1793

Signature birthday suit with gloves, I hope?


#1794

Definitely.



#1795

Excuse me… what the heck is this?


#1796

When you gotta seduce a target because even the clown suit isn’t enough so you gotta be desperate.:joy::joy::joy:


#1797

what

The peak of baggy pants. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.


#1798

I made some screens in Absolution at some perfect time. They just need some captions.


#1799

Two sweaty dudes grappling each other and slamming hard? I think they still frown on that in “South Dakota” but not as much as 47 frowns in Absolution.


#1800

I wouldn’t have it any other way :joy::joy:


#1801

Some people have weird dreams


#1802

They’ll be there… somewhere :joy: no suit (whether birthday or not) would come without a complimentary pair of gloves or driving gloves


#1803

Probably get that baseball outfit from Hokkaido, complete with baseball glove, and the special unlock would inexplicably place a driving glove over the other hand. Because IO and because Hitman.


#1804

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#1805

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#1806

Very hitman fan at some point :smile:


#1807

Who would date the guy on the right just to get a real life Agent 47? Just wondering…I’ll go home.