# The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Creative Corner\ **Created:** [December 24, 2020, 11:12am UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/the-ultimate-hitman-memes-thread/96 "2020-12-24T11:12:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 154
**Author:** ![Accidental\_Kills98](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/accidental_kills98/32/155797_2.png) [@Accidental\_Kills98](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/Accidental_Kills98)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2023, 6:54am UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/the-ultimate-hitman-memes-thread/96/3385 "2023-02-28T06:54:26Z")
When you spend twenty minutes preparing the ultimate silent showdown only to kill a decoy ![image](https://hitmanforum-v6-s3-uploads.s3.dualstack.us-west-1.amazonaws.com/original/3X/6/0/60417677fb9e03d4c421e6a20f60dc86f391f82c.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![H\_I\_T\_M\_A\_N\_Statue\_F](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/h_i_t_m_a_n_statue_f/32/153684_2.png) [@H\_I\_T\_M\_A\_N\_Statue\_F](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/H_I_T_M_A_N_Statue_F)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2023, 11:57pm UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/the-ultimate-hitman-memes-thread/96/3386 "2023-02-28T23:57:55Z")
No idea if this has been posted before bc it’s 2 years old but just saw it: [![](https://hitmanforum-v6-s3-uploads.s3.dualstack.us-west-1.amazonaws.com/original/3X/e/a/eaa9436b5e10766e347c6979b460e022627e6c88.jpeg "The PROBLEM with Hitman VR") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp2YhLpk6BA) ---
**Author:** ![47Agent](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/47agent/32/83030_2.png) [@47Agent](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/47Agent)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 8:33pm UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/the-ultimate-hitman-memes-thread/96/3387 "2023-03-01T20:33:23Z")
![Checklist](https://hitmanforum-v6-s3-uploads.s3.dualstack.us-west-1.amazonaws.com/original/3X/1/5/15d9dd3e2818a28907314479b890a423874d4973.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![scat1620](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/scat1620/32/177_2.png) [@scat1620](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/scat1620)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 9:02pm UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/the-ultimate-hitman-memes-thread/96/3388 "2023-03-01T21:02:30Z")
Sheer perfection 👍 ---
**Author:** ![TheChicken](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/thechicken/32/105735_2.png) [@TheChicken](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/TheChicken)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2023, 5:37am UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/the-ultimate-hitman-memes-thread/96/3389 "2023-03-03T05:37:58Z")
**peak twitter 10/10** ![chicken hitman twitter omg hd](https://hitmanforum-v6-s3-uploads.s3.dualstack.us-west-1.amazonaws.com/original/3X/4/8/48ba331317ff553ff9e965834e32a3b1c77dbb9f.jpeg) I can’t stop giggling tonight at the idea of 47 calling someone a Chicken or saying Chicken in response to something… ---
**Author:** ![v1deost](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/v1deost/32/121965_2.png) [@v1deost](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/v1deost)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2023, 2:43pm UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/the-ultimate-hitman-memes-thread/96/3390 "2023-03-04T14:43:35Z")
Diana when she decides to mix it up and see if 47 is still listening [![](https://hitmanforum-v6-s3-uploads.s3.dualstack.us-west-1.amazonaws.com/original/3X/9/3/93c181245014323eb79cb7ed06f72e4aeaa11022.jpeg "Elvis Swallows Mic (part 1)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpQ0mk4qWAA) ---
**Author:** ![47Agent](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/47agent/32/83030_2.png) [@47Agent](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/47Agent)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2023, 11:09pm UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/the-ultimate-hitman-memes-thread/96/3391 "2023-03-04T23:09:47Z")
I saw 'Elvis swallows mic" and then “Diana…” and was expecting something completely different. 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![v1deost](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/v1deost/32/121965_2.png) [@v1deost](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/v1deost)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2023, 1:10am UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/the-ultimate-hitman-memes-thread/96/3392 "2023-03-05T01:10:49Z")
Lol, that’s for a different thread 😅 ---
**Author:** ![Charlie\_Farmer](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/charlie_farmer/32/136175_2.png) [@Charlie\_Farmer](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/Charlie_Farmer)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2023, 11:16am UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/the-ultimate-hitman-memes-thread/96/3393 "2023-03-05T11:16:58Z")
What erm thread? Asking for a erm friend, yeah ---
**Author:** ![Mini](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/mini/32/129844_2.png) [@Mini](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/Mini)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2023, 9:51pm UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/the-ultimate-hitman-memes-thread/96/3394 "2023-03-05T21:51:49Z")
Guess you need to go to tumblr or AO3 for that 😁 ---
**Author:** ![Charlie\_Farmer](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/charlie_farmer/32/136175_2.png) [@Charlie\_Farmer](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/Charlie_Farmer)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2023, 7:42am UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/the-ultimate-hitman-memes-thread/96/3395 "2023-03-06T07:42:36Z")
Hey i said for a friend, yeah! ---
**Author:** ![MrOchoa](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/mrochoa/32/123469_2.png) [@MrOchoa](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/MrOchoa)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2023, 6:47pm UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/the-ultimate-hitman-memes-thread/96/3396 "2023-03-09T18:47:30Z")
![IMG-20230309-WA0006](https://hitmanforum-v6-s3-uploads.s3.dualstack.us-west-1.amazonaws.com/original/3X/5/6/56fd32362d0c62c496018cdd3c13f46fb3b8df36.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Khakiasp](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/khakiasp/32/134293_2.png) [@Khakiasp](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/Khakiasp)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2023, 7:50pm UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/the-ultimate-hitman-memes-thread/96/3397 "2023-03-09T19:50:06Z")
Just like the amulet, codename 47 tends to break a lot ---
**Author:** ![MrOchoa](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/mrochoa/32/123469_2.png) [@MrOchoa](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/MrOchoa)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2023, 8:37pm UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/the-ultimate-hitman-memes-thread/96/3398 "2023-03-09T20:37:54Z")
![raiden spread your falsehoods elsewhere sorcerer](https://hitmanforum-v6-s3-uploads.s3.dualstack.us-west-1.amazonaws.com/original/3X/1/7/1722e4188062aae4408b9e1c8e2ac33856229d29.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![scat1620](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/scat1620/32/177_2.png) [@scat1620](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/scat1620)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2023, 10:36pm UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/the-ultimate-hitman-memes-thread/96/3399 "2023-03-09T22:36:54Z")
![7dx36f](https://hitmanforum-v6-s3-uploads.s3.dualstack.us-west-1.amazonaws.com/original/3X/d/0/d0acb0266bbfb284fa575ff01e27749895f3a28d.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![47Agent](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/47agent/32/83030_2.png) [@47Agent](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/47Agent)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2023, 12:38am UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/the-ultimate-hitman-memes-thread/96/3400 "2023-03-10T00:38:20Z")
It seemed like forever from 99 to 100. Shit was BRUTAL. ---
**Author:** ![Hichkas](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/hichkas/32/83933_2.png) [@Hichkas](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/Hichkas)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2023, 7:50pm UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/the-ultimate-hitman-memes-thread/96/3401 "2023-03-10T19:50:59Z")
Meanwhile, in a parallel universe after the constant is killed: > (To ChatGPT) write a disstrack from agent 47 to diana burnwood > Verse 1 (Agent 47): > I’ve been silent for too long, but it’s time to speak > Diana Burnwood, you’ve been playing me for weeks > I trusted you, but you led me to a trap > Now it’s time for payback, and it’s time to snap > > Chorus: > Diana Burnwood, you thought you had me beat > But I’m Agent 47, and I’m not so easily defeated > You may have thought you were smart, but you messed with the wrong guy > Now it’s time to say goodbye > > Verse 2 (Agent 47): > I’ve got a bullet with your name on it, and I’m taking aim > You may have thought you were in control, but that was just a game > I’ve been underestimated before, but I always come out on top > You should have known better than to mess with me, and now it’s time to stop > > Chorus: > Diana Burnwood, you thought you had me beat > But I’m Agent 47, and I’m not so easily defeated > You may have thought you were smart, but you messed with the wrong guy > Now it’s time to say goodbye > > Verse 3 (Agent 47): > You tried to manipulate me, but I see right through your lies > You thought you could use me, but now it’s your turn to pay the price > I’ll take you down, one by one, until you’re all gone > You may have won this battle, but the war is far from done > > Chorus: > Diana Burnwood, you thought you had me beat > But I’m Agent 47, and I’m not so easily defeated > You may have thought you were smart, but you messed with the wrong guy > Now it’s time to say goodbye ---
**Author:** ![47Agent](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/47agent/32/83030_2.png) [@47Agent](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/47Agent)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2023, 8:39pm UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/the-ultimate-hitman-memes-thread/96/3402 "2023-03-10T20:39:57Z")
Fucking robots can’t rap for shit. 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Accidental\_Kills98](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/accidental_kills98/32/155797_2.png) [@Accidental\_Kills98](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/Accidental_Kills98)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2023, 8:53pm UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/the-ultimate-hitman-memes-thread/96/3403 "2023-03-10T20:53:32Z")
What did you expect from a development team that is most likely whiter than low fat mayonnaise? ---
**Author:** ![Accidental\_Kills98](https://www.hitmanforum.com/user_avatar/www.hitmanforum.com/accidental_kills98/32/155797_2.png) [@Accidental\_Kills98](https://www.hitmanforum.com/u/Accidental_Kills98)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2023, 8:10am UTC](https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/the-ultimate-hitman-memes-thread/96/3404 "2023-03-14T08:10:14Z")
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