The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread

WTF???

I mean I know 47 is new to sentimentality but that’s just fucking weird

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If they are anything like Buddha’s teeth then half of them probably come from crazy backroom dentists’ patients.

does he need to be more specific?

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When you got away with murder.

image from Reddit. :stuck_out_tongue:

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How many tines, dear providence?

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every single time i finish HITMAN 3, thats for sure. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Where does Edwards come in your ranking of fathers then? :wink:

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The Father that said he’s only going out to get milk.

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i think they missed a small opportunity by letting Kerry Shale speak the famous words again, or even better: use the original recording from C47 :smile:

But to answer your question i wouldn’t count him as one of the Fathers, maybe a new Sugar Daddy.

My rating for the Five Fathers is from best to worst:

Ochoa
Jegorov
Hong
Ortmeyer
Fuchs

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Ort-Meyer second to last?! My dear boy, that is not E X C E L E N T!

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Great use from element of surprise.

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List of HMF members whom became sad by Grey’s death:
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At least add @Mini to the list :wink:

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On the bright side Grey fans are forever save of Grey being a traitor. If he survived as a friend that possibility would have been there in the future. :point_up:

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List of HMF members whom became sad by Grey’s death:
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Diana Burnwood, ICA facility, 1999.

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I cried too. Like had to walk it off and make myself a cocktail in order to continue.

Brilliant choice on the writers’ part honestly. No stupid twist, no dumb moral about how you can’t trust anyone. Just a man concerned about his brother and terrified of being made into a puppet again.

Excuse me, I have something in my eye…

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