The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread

[Heisenberg]

Yeah, what @Rimland said. They actually take a moment to show a close-up of his neck that shows he had been cut open and then stitched up in the spot where we saw him inject the poison chip. They didn’t want to take the chance that the Partners could remotely activate the chip from a distance once they figured out that he had been abducted.

[MrOchoa]

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

[v1deost]

i guessed that he took advantage of the sea’s bad reception or something and went out of range so the switch wouldn’t work haha. doesn’t make much sense.

according to the other answers here, they removed the chip from him. oof… at least we got 1 more game from that bad decision

[47Agent]

@Heisenberg

They didn’t want to take the chance that the Partners could remotely activate the chip from a distance once they figured out that he had been abducted.

But they were willing to take the chance of doing make-shift surgery on a dirty pirate ship? Makes sense.

[Heisenberg]

Pretty sure both 47 and Grey have the precision needed to cut into a man non-fatally, remove a chip, and then sew it up, using sterilizing agents to prevent infection. Besides, if he died of gangrene after they got the info, wouldn’t matter to them. They just needed him to last long enough.

[zubin47]

I play as Agent 47 in other games / Elden Ring, however he followed

Details

[Accidental_Kills98]

[Norseman]

The room’s layout bears a strikingly resemblanc to the room Dalia Margolis meets Helmut in.

[MrOchoa]

Tasteless and traceless

[unfunnyguy]

I only make important and 100% serious and meaningful contributions around here.

[zubin47]

47’s 360 degree view instinct case study - coming soon in next post

[Charlie_Farmer]

[47Agent]

[MrOchoa]

Wait a second, he doesn’t look like 47 at all - he looks more like Albert Wesker from Resident Evil!

[47Agent]

Netflix. Is normal.

[Norseman]

To be fair both are clones.

[MrOchoa]

Was Albert Wesker a clone? I’m not sure about that, he was somehow “engineered” if i remember correctly. Like there were 20 (or so) “Wesker-Children” but only Albert and Alex survived until adulthood.

[Norseman]

Here I’m referring more to the Tv-Show rather than the games.

[MrOchoa]

Aaah i see. I don’t have a Netflix account at the moment, so i haven’t seen the show, but after that dumpster fire that Welcome to Raccoon City was i’m quite sure that i have not missed anything.

They are adapting video-games into movies for 30 years now and still Mortal Kombat 1995 is still the best…

Tomb Raider with Alicia Vikander quite good.

I’ll stop derailing this thread now

[47Agent]

@plantspeaker

"47 was born in Satu Mare in Romania when Ort-Meyer was owner. After 47’ birth, the fathers from the west arrived in Romania. They asked, “Where is the one who was born to be the greatest of the assassins? We saw his barcode appearing and have come to worship him.”

“When Ort-Meyer and all the clones heard about this, they became disturbed. He called together all the chief scientists and stenographers, and tried to find out from them where the great assassin was supposed to be born. They told him, “In Satu Mare in Romania. The stenographer had wrote about this: Satu Mare in the land of Romania, you are by no means least among the owners of Satu Mare. A owner will come from you. He will shepherd my people.”

Then Ort-Meyer secretly contacted the fathers and found out from them exactly when the barcode had appeared. As he sent them to Satu Mare, he said, “Go and search carefully for the clone. When you have found him, report to me so that I may go and worship him too."

“When they entered the house, they saw the clone with his [REDACTED]. So they bowed down and worshipped him. Then they opened their briefcases of cash, gold-bars, guns and utility”

“Someone warned them in a dream not to go back to Ort-Meyer. So they left for their country by another road.”

(this is a thread “mocking” the verse of Matthew 2:1-12 by replacing characters and words from it, no hate to any Christians or the Jews)