The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread

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[Khakiasp]

Hitman: Peelancer

[BlobSponge]

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Freelancer is very hard

[Hichkas]

Never before freelancer had i realized how useful a silenced baller is.

[Tiki2970]

Another difficult day goes by, knowing I’ll never be able to display my beloved Lil’ Flashy on the armory walls of my Safehouse

[Switcher]

Wait, yall don’t use the Assassin’s HWK21? It’s a wonderful pistol, sadly not in the main game

[Danger_dog_guy_7]

Coincidently, I got it yesterday for completing my first campaign. #Blessed

[47Agent]

Imagine a Big Flashy for the living room:

[Urben]

Nobody:
47:

[LandirtHome]

Going back to story mode is a bit strange now.
Strange also to go back to one concealed weapons, and only two items.

[TheChicken]

@LandirtHome

Strange also to go back to one concealed weapons, and only two items.

Oh man
Freelancer is going to ruin the other 60% of the game for me now…

[Khakiasp]

@TheChicken

Freelancer is going to ruin the other 60% of the game for me now…

freelancer actually made me appreciate the main game way more than i already did

[zubin47]

My question is why is 47 blending in alone in his safe house.

[LandirtHome]

Based on a true story.

[Beldingford]

Friend posted this on discord so I stole it, original creator unknown. For context, google “ram ranch”.

HITMAN - Ram Ranch Mission Briefing

[TheChicken]

@Beldingford

For context, google “ram ranch”.

Oh god wow

It’s an explicit homoerotic song??
Became a canadian meme in 2022, for counter-protestors against the Convoy truckers??
From a Toronto-based musician??

That’s some deep local lore I was not expecting at all lmao

[Beldingford]

Well it’s been a meme for a long time lol. Apparently the song was released in 2012.

[scat1620]

Customising Steam Controller mappings allows you to play with the hidden Freelancer Configuration…

[zubin47]

I would never Check the Stock Market again, not even in my real life

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