The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread

[Accidental_Kills98]

When you spend twenty minutes preparing the ultimate silent showdown only to kill a decoy

[H_I_T_M_A_N_Statue_F]

No idea if this has been posted before bc it’s 2 years old but just saw it:

The PROBLEM with Hitman VR

[47Agent]

[scat1620]

Sheer perfection

[TheChicken]

peak twitter 10/10

I can’t stop giggling tonight at the idea of 47 calling someone a Chicken or saying Chicken in response to something…

[v1deost]

Diana when she decides to mix it up and see if 47 is still listening

Elvis Swallows Mic (part 1)

[47Agent]

I saw 'Elvis swallows mic" and then “Diana…” and was expecting something completely different.

[v1deost]

Lol, that’s for a different thread

[Charlie_Farmer]

What erm thread? Asking for a erm friend, yeah

[Mini]

Guess you need to go to tumblr or AO3 for that

[Charlie_Farmer]

Hey i said for a friend, yeah!

[MrOchoa]

[Khakiasp]

Just like the amulet, codename 47 tends to break a lot

[MrOchoa]

[scat1620]

[47Agent]

It seemed like forever from 99 to 100. Shit was BRUTAL.

[Hichkas]

Meanwhile, in a parallel universe after the constant is killed:

(To ChatGPT) write a disstrack from agent 47 to diana burnwood

Verse 1 (Agent 47):
I’ve been silent for too long, but it’s time to speak
Diana Burnwood, you’ve been playing me for weeks
I trusted you, but you led me to a trap
Now it’s time for payback, and it’s time to snap

Chorus:
Diana Burnwood, you thought you had me beat
But I’m Agent 47, and I’m not so easily defeated
You may have thought you were smart, but you messed with the wrong guy
Now it’s time to say goodbye

Verse 2 (Agent 47):
I’ve got a bullet with your name on it, and I’m taking aim
You may have thought you were in control, but that was just a game
I’ve been underestimated before, but I always come out on top
You should have known better than to mess with me, and now it’s time to stop

Chorus:
Diana Burnwood, you thought you had me beat
But I’m Agent 47, and I’m not so easily defeated
You may have thought you were smart, but you messed with the wrong guy
Now it’s time to say goodbye

Verse 3 (Agent 47):
You tried to manipulate me, but I see right through your lies
You thought you could use me, but now it’s your turn to pay the price
I’ll take you down, one by one, until you’re all gone
You may have won this battle, but the war is far from done

Chorus:
Diana Burnwood, you thought you had me beat
But I’m Agent 47, and I’m not so easily defeated
You may have thought you were smart, but you messed with the wrong guy
Now it’s time to say goodbye

[47Agent]

Fucking robots can’t rap for shit.

[Accidental_Kills98]

What did you expect from a development team that is most likely whiter than low fat mayonnaise?

[Accidental_Kills98]