The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread

[scat1620]

Hitman fans in 2016 telling the world that the HITMAN soft-reboot was amazing and would be loads of fun for Hitman veterans and newcomers alike:

HITMAN 3 reviews drop in 2021:

The wider public finally catches up:

[Hotel_Pollisya]

I imagine the frisks might be pretty embarrassing.

“Sir, we have to frisk you, sorry… Whoa! What the hell is that! So, ugh, four crowbars, six bricks, three wrenches… Hm… Well, nothing illegal technically, you’re free to go”

[TheChicken]

LOL why the heck did GIGA.de rate it an 8.9/10. What happened to that lost 0.1?

[Hichkas]

Some people say that The Last of Us 2 was better (I’m not particularly saying it wasn’t) because “it had better scores and critics”. They never mention that 2100 people contributed in the production of TLoU and the number is 10 times smaller in IO case.

Well done, @IOI !

@scat1620

[Bourbon]

The Last of Us sounded unpleasant on nearly every level, scores be damned.

[TheChicken]

I think it’s a bit unfair to compare the Last of Us and Hitman, since they’re games in totally different genres and have widely different styles of gameplay. But both are still allowed to be greatly loved and appreciated.

TLOU is freaking fantastic, the sequel is, eh, pretty good. The visuals and animation are absolutely amazing, however.

For Hitman, it’s got huge sandboxes, lots of player-made content, I enjoyed the peppering-in of a new cinematic presentation in the latest game and thy’re just really fun to play!

[EyeGod]

Come for the meme, stay for the comments! (Seriously, there are some golden comments in this thread!)

r/HiTMAN - One does not simply walk into Mordor...without a disguise.

[EyeGod]

In case anyone doesn’t click through, this comment from u/Jackissocool is solid gold, and feels like it’s stolen straight out of the IOI offices:

Guard: “You must be the new orc, huh? Just got in from the spawning pits? Well, Sauron is waiting for you in there. He’s been bouncing off the walls since he heard you got his jewelry back.”

47: “Excellent.”

Sauron: “You brought me the ring. Well done. The rest of you - why were you not able to return my ring to me after millennia, yet this new orc does it in a single day? You’re all going straight into Mount Doom! You, on the other hand, are going to be my personal guard. Everyone else, leave the room.”

47: “Always happy to help, Lord Sauron.”

Sauron: “Good. Let me just look through my big fire eye for a moment, then we can speak.” leans into viewfinder, back to 47 “How did you find it?”

47: “Constant, diligent effort is my trademark. I find the only way to achieve your goals is anticipate the exact movements of everyone around you, and when they feel most at ease, strike.”

Sauron: “As a dark lord, I respect that approach. I’m always looking for underlings with vision. Someone who can control those around them without anyone even realizing it.”

47: “Getting others right where I want them is a point of professional pride.”

Sauron: “The big fire eye is how I do that. It lets me see everywhere, and nothing can escape my gaze. As long as I have my trusted guards at my back, I’m invulnerable.”

47: “You can count on me to be behind you for the rest of your life, Lord Sauron. You stay focused on the Eye.”

47 pulls a level on the wall, causing the Eye of Sauron to collapse and crush the dark lord.

[InfrarerSun]

Should’ve seen how bad it was in with hitman 2.
Now they altleast have new models.

[Agent_Price]

Here is a meme that I posted on Reddit.
(I know the name on Reddit doesn’t match the one here and it sucks that I can’t change it )

r/HiTMAN - I see no problem.

[Lucas]

This is so good.

Target down

Thanks, Likon.

[Ingvar]

I thought people would be happy with that… apparently not.

[InfrarerSun]

I’m happy. Those Mk3 models are sexy as fuck.

[Freezer]

When Mumbai fans first played Chongqing

[Freezer]

Me as a teenager wearing all black because I thought it looked cool vs me as an adult dressing in a lot of dumb colours because I like them

[Bourbon]

Secret Service Agent Jones knew he couldn’t make a move but he also just couldn’t resist the aesthetic…

[MrOchoa]

CN47 IS THE BEST HITMAN GAME EVER MADEl

[Ingvar]

if we’re no longer calling it C47 i’m going to off myself

[MrOchoa]

It will always be C47. I just didn’t wanted to ruin the joke

I personally prefer to use the full name Codename 47 as a sign of respect, just like you dont misuse the Lords name

[Jason_Portman]

How about…

H:CN47