The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread

Made this not too long ago agh…

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Me looking through my entire Steam library to see how many games I still need to play while I wait for H3
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Upcoming news in April Roadmap blogpost

[it’s a joke… I hope]

Leaked Dartmoor Elusive Target …

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“47, your target appears to be wearing the wrong trousers”

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“Look out for Gromit! He’s a little bastard! He’s the one that did this to me. You see, first they took the cheese…”

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He looks just amazing

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Funny part is that the pasta sauce wasn’t actually a recipe it was just canned.

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How dare you malign her memory like that! The chef is just an incompetent hack! No wonder his restaurant closed :stuck_out_tongue:

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expired can of spaghetti sauce has entered the chat

THE LORE, THE DETAIL, THE WORLD BUILDING.

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Poor Silvio, his entire pasta has been a lie :pensive:

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Noice bro, loving it…

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That also looks like footage of Russell Oliver arguing for more dancers in his pawn shop commercials? Ontarians here will know who I’m talking about but for everyone else:

Oh yeah!

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Bourbon, you’ve made me laugh, but know that this is a laugh of agony.

His annoying (yet catchy) jingle is now stuck in my head!! :angry: “Ohh yea!”

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47 accepts Diana’s offer. (Diana Burnwood, added to inventory: one (1) red tie, one (1) white button up shirt, 1 (one) bespoke suit, 1 (one) pair of Gucci loafers)

More like, You receive:

  • Head trauma
  • A concussion
  • Medical attention
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Okay, you guys can think I’m weird all you like but I’m not this weird:

Oh reddit…

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No, no no no no no. I am way to afraid to click the link. Thank god his leg is positioned like that.

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The second I start seeing Agent Phaluseven is the second I start checking out from the forum.

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