The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread

Done

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I swear, there was a post on the old forum that complained that 47 looked too “bootylicious” (yes, they used that word) in the Requiem suit. Wonder where they are now…

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Their silence is deafening :expressionless:

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“47: Extra Thicc Edition” mod when

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That’s actually just become possible as of today, kind of

unfortunately

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Only real Hitman fans will understand

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Now, let’s find locker #137

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It’s a struggle out here…

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after that bootylicious post years ago, I heard gunshots outside but IOI said they were unrelated :thinking:

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Thanks to @Khakiasp for blessing us with the original images :stuck_out_tongue:

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Is it wrong that I think 47’s penis also has its own little miniture bar code on it as well?

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Or a barcode on each of his buttcheeks :laughing:

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yes

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I don’t understand, unfortunately, but… Is that Russia? I’ve been there once and they had some fancy subway stations.

I too remember Saint Petersburg Stakeout from the Critically Acclaimed video game Hitman 2: Silent Assassin for the Nintendo GameCube.

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hitman 2 sa came out for the gamecube? wild

Mhm, it was the only title in the series to be released on a Nintendo platform until HITMAN 3 was released on the switch through Cloud Based Technology.

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thats a pretty fun fact. itll probably be the only playable hitman on a nintendo console in the next 10 years when the servers for woa hitman shut down

Correct me if I’m wrong, but the Nintendo Switch version is basically a very long term rental isn’t it?

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No you can buy the full game. Just you have to play it through the cloud. You can try the trial out if you are inclined to do so, but personally speaking the game isn’t good looking due to it being cloud based.