The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread

You forgot about Diana.

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If you’re only watching the spectacle, you don’t see the real power behind it all :sunglasses:

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Would love to hear the dialogue behind this :sweat_smile:

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“Awwh, Mama Irenia, I don’t have time to eat this jam right now. I’m gonna be late to meet Roger Royce at the comic convention! I’ve got Backstage passes, for crying out loud!”

“Nonsense! My boy needs to be well-fed. And give your mother a break! I made this myself, you know!”

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My goodness, Jeffrey! You’re all skin and bones and pale as a ghost. Come, have some of grandmama’s homemade jam.
Granny, please, we’re on a movie set, this is a costume. You’re embarrassing me in front of everyone on set.
Don’t back-talk your grandmama, young man! Now open wide and say a!
Yes, gran! Sorry, gran! AAAAAA!

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Something something, virgin IO content, chad fan content whatever

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God, that was a great community tie-in. I didn’t finish all those contracts or was too good at them, but damn it was a fun idea.
With all the unique Sponsored featured thumbnails, I wonder if they’ll include that again for the Community Contracts, but I’m not expecting it. It’s a fun detail.

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Oh no… not the jam!

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Hitman pumps up the jam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI

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Sad fact of the day…

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My heart stopped when Clemens mentioned Jam in the newest Roadmap trailer…

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Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Jam :stuck_out_tongue:

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This is a toilet. Problem solved :stuck_out_tongue:

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I´m more concerned about those NPCs who now casually proceed to take a leak into the same toilet at the same time…

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Lego Hitman.
Now with a bonus Darth Vader minifigure to perform your own drowning, accidental kill.

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I heard that the box comes with a code to get a new item in Hitman. It’s called ‘Lego brick’ and it seems pretty effective.

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