The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread

Hitman pumps up the jam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI

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Sad fact of the day…

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My heart stopped when Clemens mentioned Jam in the newest Roadmap trailer…

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Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Jam :stuck_out_tongue:

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This is a toilet. Problem solved :stuck_out_tongue:

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I´m more concerned about those NPCs who now casually proceed to take a leak into the same toilet at the same time…

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I heard that the box comes with a code to get a new item in Hitman. It’s called ‘Lego brick’ and it seems pretty effective.

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People step on it and instantly die? (accident of course)

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Yes, it kinda works like a lethal banana or grape. You can alternatively put it in drinks or food for a non-poisonous poison kill.

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Hearing someone put it like this, having a lego brick as a consumable poison reskin (especially considering that the poison animation looks like if they were choking) doesn’t sound that far fetched.

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FUCK, sorry for ruining wonderful art gallery with my shitty meme

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Well now we have the answer as to whether Ort-Meyer ever created any female super soldiers. The boys look like 47 and Grey, and the girls are all 9 foot tall, beautiful and indestructible, capable of tossing you around like it’s…nothing…

blanche

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…And where is this Big Lady located?

ROMANIA

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This popped up in my facebook-feed today. Reminded me of a certain user on HMF:

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@TheChicken’s reaction
2e0

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