. My buddies are all still working or I guess some haven’t even started work today yet (it’s 8:39am here), but they can catch up to me when they get off. Time for some libations!!!
I have passed my final exams, and now have 3 months of holiday in front of me! I need to find some sort of summer job tho. I already have something, but I should get more, something closer to my field.
Guys there’s going to be a thunderstorn tmrw amid the Queen’s platinum jubilee
She’s the longest reigning monarch of all time right? She can’t just command the weather to hold off a day? 
Actually wouldn’t they just move the parade by a day? No one’s ever had a platinum jubilee.
No, pal. After this weekend work will resume. But I don’t imagine the Queen will be out and about in the rain anyways, that stuff happenned on Thursday and Friday. There’s supposed to be performances which could easily be done indoors.
I dunno, “God save the Prime Minister” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
God save Bojo!
Bojo, the idiot circus boy?
I want Bojo! I want Bojo! Bojo! Bojo!
Naah, he’s your problem.
Groovy!
I saw a trailer for the DC Super-Pets film at the movie theatre today.
A quick shot of Lex Luthor popped up and all my brain could think was “Jeff Bezos??!”
Well my brother got Covid, he gave it to my mum and I am all but certain my dad might be coming down with it. I am the last man standing, I did it the lazy post-apocalyptic survivor style by being in my room so damn much.
I am fine, my brother is getting better, my mum kind of has me worried since she is asthmatic and my dad will be fine. Dad was always the most physically active out of all of us.
Hope they get well soon and hope you get lucky and won’t catch it too 
I hope I do as well but we all live together so I think it is a matter of when and not if. I am lucky I got that third shot now.
As someone that followed the same strategy, it won’t work 
And funny thing, I was the only one infected… parents didn’t get it, even after two weeks with me in quarantine.
Like I said, I most likely have it. I am either not really feeling it, am still asymptomatic or just not going to get it at all.
There, fixed it for you.
Are you gonna let your employees have toilet breaks?
