Sorry, my brain is slow right now.
I’m assuming this is funny because there’s no singing to be heard in the first place?
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Reminds me of a totally not so related story. Sometimes people just have to say something.
My Popps college roomie owns a swanky Italian joint in Madison Wisconsin. It’s a small 10 table joint where he can look out from the kitchen and see everything. He likes the whole “celebrity chef thing” so he makes the rounds to ask how the meal was. One couple told him “the meal was excellent, but I think your wine cellar might be off by just a couple degrees.” They keep their wine in a closet next to the fucking ovens. No cellar. Any one with half a brain would realise this little mom and pop place didn’t have a 20,000 dollar wine cellar or even a wine fridge. He smiled and said “get the fuck out and don’t ever come back, meal is on the house but if I ever see you here again you’ll be in the river.”
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this is classic sound guy. 
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So I’ve moved into Employee housing. The reason I’ve done this is simply it made sense while I’m in between places and it was cheaper then renting an apartment. So I figured I’d show it to the forum after I made it slightly more cozy and homey after the proverbial Walmart run.
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That’s a pretty tall bed
Or is it that everything else is just miniature size 
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Tall bed. Nothing is small lmao.
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Anyone has a GIF from the Cardboard Tube weapon from Hitman Contracts in action, please?
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i was only joshing. 
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I don’t have a gif, but I did find this video with the item. I’m very pleased. Just a silly, mega-powerful easter egg/cheat code item. 
EDIT: Here’s a video with better framerate, since it wasn’t recorded 13 years ago:
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All sniper map challenges completed! All that’s left to do is grind them to level 20, and I’m already at levels 15 (Himmelstein), 14 (Hantu Port), and 13 (Siberia), respectively.
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I’m on my way to my tattoo artist, we’re going to plan the Tattoo for my back. I’m really looking forward have this, but I’m definitely not looking forward to the inking 
For the motive, its going to be a version of the classic imagery of Godzilla with the train.
Something like that
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In my experience: Tip for Siberia:
- Kill 8 guards, this causes the warden and Khabko to barricade themselves in the Main Building, along with their bodyguards.
- If you create a huge riot, open 80% of the gates, the non-target guards will leave the Main Building too
- Then, open the gates in front of the Main Building and the side door, where the inmates will burn down the Main Building, giving you an easy Kill Streak + Simultaneous Kill bonus that always bumped up my score quite a bit, and really helps if you get it in a SA Bonus.
That looks like it would be a pretty cool tattoo! Best of luck with getting it right and getting through the pain.
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Really depends, Siberia especially is a grind cause of the Sniper Unlock. From personal experience when I grinded Siberia I went for isolated targets first and built up a chain from there. Every targets body was hidden as well which of course builds up XP too.
There is no perfect grind method for the sniper maps since we all have varying skill in the mode especially when it comes to sniping moving targets and getting timing down.
@Heisenberg the two things to focus on imo is how fast you can complete Siberia per run, headshots, and hidden bodies. Kill chains are really hard to maintain especially when you use shots to distract guards and people. Headshots aren’t necessary but they grant you more XP.
Also as you get through the levels don’t hesitate on using alternative ammo types to eliminate hard to reach guards.
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Relax, @TheChicken and @Swangtheugly, I’ve got the strategy down for all three maps. My main concern was with getting those challenges out of the way for completion’s sake. I’m not so concerned with kill chaining; it’s messy and stressful. I got for head shots that hide the bodies each time, I activate special events that don’t affect the paths of the main targets, and I eliminate the main targets all at once (canon blast for Himmelstein, cargo container for Hantu Port, fire for Siberia), and get high scores each time. Now, it’s just a matter of grinding the last few levels, which will take time of course, but I feel more relief now, knowing that it’s all that’s left.
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Ok, so you know how my old firm burnt me out so hard I literally had to go to therapy for it? The new firm continues to be amazing but holy shit the workload. I’m actually doing meaningful work, it’s undoing a lot of the damage I’ve been limping around with but it leaves me with very little time to unwind and chat with friends. So Calgon Fuck Mansion, take me away…!
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may the fuck mansion provide the necessary rest and relaxation for your overworked body and brain when it arrives
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this, especially about varying skill ^
having played Siberia on both PC and Xbox several times, I can confidently say sniper maps are 10x easier with a mouse and keyboard than a controller. 47’s performance anxiety gets the better of him on console and he’s shakier lol.
sorry if that’s too random, but I haven’t seen anyone mention the difference on here before.
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