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People: We should be guaranteed the right to health care, we have a right to life
Supreme Court: Actually since all The Framers are dead we should be as well.
People: What kind of fucking logic is that?
Supreme: The Constitution is very clear we don’t have a right to life.
People: But the first line literally says-
Supreme Court bans living arguing the act of living is unconstitutional and contrary to The Framer’s intentions in a 6-3 vote.
Justice Sotomayor makes a very emphatic written case for existence in a stern letter to Clarence Thomas
People: Can you do something about this?
Biden: The power to make living legal again rests in you, so if you could just play dead until the next election cycle I promise we will overturn this.

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Saw this recently (on a John Oliver episode actually) and thought of you @MrOchoa. Sort of.

Put this one in the footnotes of your Godzilla Bucket List: One day you have to go to Humpty Doo, Australia, where they have this 26-foot tall Crocodile With Boxing Gloves statue.
I know he’s very different-looking, and his 26-foot stature is nothing compared to our Big G, but still, it’s a big, mean green fighting machine… statue…

:joy: forgive me

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Ah yes Humpty Doo, its the prototypical NT dormitory town.

How awesome is this?! I love Crocodiles and Gators, fantastic Animal. I hope reincarnation is real and i come back as one of them one day :heart_eyes:

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Ever heard of the monkey’s paw?
7e98f27372172826a8e9ce6bc9efa5e4--crocs

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I used to walk around in a pair of these during college…

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At least its fake leather :sweat_smile: docs are the best shoes btw :wink:

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I went to Disney World in March. To make a long story short, I’m going to Disney World again in December.

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Damn, that’s the theme park dream right there! Any reason you’re going again? Didn’t get to all the events you set last time, or is there something new to this visit?

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America is a shithole.

That’s not exactly new information but today was a new low…

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What a dickhead.

They’re bringing back Mickey’s Very Merry Christmas Party. It’s a holiday themed after hours event that takes place on select nights during the holiday season.

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I got dragged to the John Mayer… I mean Grateful Dead show at Wrigley Field. Not my music or my scene at all, but it’s outside, they are good, and there is liquor so it’s kinda alright. Also it’s at Wrigley (=

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I didn’t see it yet as I was working, but apparently the hometown heroes in IDLES dedicated a song during their Glastonbury Festival set to my friend (and everyone else’s friend) Jeff - Who is sadly seriously injured in hospital at the moment with severe burns. It has been very heartwarming to see the outpouring of love and support for him at this really tough time.

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Spent a phenomenal night in the parking lot of Soldier Field once. Turned out to be one of the last Dead shows with Jerry Garcia before he died.

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oh shit. jeff’s a legend. i had no idea.

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Yeah man, really shit news. I’ve known Jeff since about 2003 when we were 2 of the only people there to watch this weird Icelandic band called Minus. One of the most gentle and good natured people you’ll ever meet. Obviously nobody deserves to go through something like this but especially not Jeff.

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ah, really sorry. i don’t know him personally, but everyone on the circuit knows of him. hope he’s doing better.

on a more upbeat side note, minus crashes at my house once. sadly, they were dickheads.

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Ah man, I wanna hear this story now…

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they did a local gig. we offered them a place to crash because they hadn’t got anywhere. up until that point, the singer hadn’t spoken or even looked at us; indeed, he sat at the side of the stage with his fingers in his ears while we played (we were probably a bit shite at that point). he became mildly chummy after the offer.

they invited half the bar to our house without telling us. they insisted on - for whatever reason - doing a ouija board/seance thingy for half the night. drank everything (expected, to be fair). left our house in a state and went really early in the morning without even a thank you.

wasn’t impressed. :joy:

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