Aw man, hope you get well soon, man! Sucks that you seem to have caught it so quickly! 
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“47, your target is a Scottish pizza delivery driver. Our client wishes to give him a health scare, make sure to infect him with the following vial.”
The doctor said he wasn’t sure how I got it either. He just said that sometimes these things happen and you can just be unlucky. Sod’s law.
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get well soon!
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Bad day today 
I parked my car and came back to see this - someone / some car did a hit and run and fled. Thankfully nobody was inside. Unfortunately there was no people / cctv around to catch the culprit.
Poor Car, now in garage. Hope it returns like before. Now I need to put a dash cam soon.
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Oh man, we’re eating good trivia tonight.
Jeopardy had a category all about chickens called Chicken Soup! 
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THE PEN IS
MIGHTIER
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out of context I don’t know what this means 
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WHOEVER WIELDS THE
SWORD
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Step 1: Go to Youtube.
Step 2: Search for “SNL Celebrity Jeopardy”.
Step 3: Turd Ferguson.
Step 4: Report back to us.
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Ha!
“How did you get that marker past security? We frisked you on the way in!”
“Well it wasn’t in my pocket, Trebeck! I bet if you’d have frisked me you’d have found it! Ho Ho Ha!”
Such a classic bit.
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“Who is Andre the Giant?”
“No, really… who is he?”
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“All you had to do was write down a number and you wrote “threeve,” a combination of three and five. Simply stunning. And you wagered Texa$ with a dollar sign.”
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“Suck it, Trebeck!”
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“Ruff? Just the way your mother likes it Trebek!”
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“I’ll take The rapist for 200.”
“That’s therapist!”
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“I’ll take Ape Tit for 200”
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Looked 'em up, I think I’ve seen one of them before, terribly funny. Still a little confused how it entirely relates to my comment about Chicken Soup, but I appreciate the reference altogether. 
Will Ferrell has straight-faced comedy balls of steel, wow.
Also in my confusion to relate the random snl image with my comment, I made this, enjoy:
*he’s allowed to say it because he’s a… well, you know
Edit: that’s probably the greatest hand I’ve ever drawn lol
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Only in that you mentioned Jeopardy.
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