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JD Vance is sweating right now.
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Sweating like a couch after heâs popped in a porn video.
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Agent Smith!
Got a spare RFID chip? 
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You have no business looking this suave 
hope you had a good evening enjoyed by all!
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We did have fun. There was a guy at the party who had to think about it for a few seconds but knew who I was and then said he was 47 a couple years ago. Woulda been great if he had done that this year.
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Letâs Go Blue Jays 
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I donât watch baseball, but I want the Blue Jays to win this thing solely because of how fed up I am with the daily, all-year-round attention (by the media and local sudden âfansâ) the Dodgers get in Japan just because they have Ohtani (and another Japanese guy or two, but no one really cares about them).
(Also my gf went to Toronto last year on business, went to their game and got me a t-shirt, so I might as well use that as an extra excuse)
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Electrical Callboy lit up Royal Arena yesterday in Copenhagen.
Wargasam and Burried Tomorrow warmed the crowd up. E.C.B brought their A game, a crisp combination of Metal and Techno. One moment youâre head banging, the next moment youâre fist pumping.
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Blue Jays nooooo 
Yeah what a game last night. We basically lost at one point by a centimeter!
So close so darn closeâŚ
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This country´s gonna be fucking unbearable in the upcoming monthsâŚ
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Greetings from Honduras 
. I have been before but only to Roatan. Thatâs a bit like going to the Azores and saying you have been to Portugal or Hawaii and saying you have been to America. This time Iâm on the mainland in San Perdro Sula. Beautiful country. Sadly itâs very poor, but the people are kind and weather is fantastic.
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It took my Lebanese mother less than 24 hours after Zohranâs win to text me to state that I am older than he.
That is all. 
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I was watching the Jays game and found out some of those top-tier, nationally-known players are just a year or two younger than me.
God damn, makes me feel small⌠
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Small? Because youâre not a superstar baseball player? Thereâs likes 325 million people in the US and less than 800 of us are on an MLB roster.
When I do 800 / 325,000,000 my phone calculator actually just goes to 0 
. Zero percent of us are good enough to play baseball on an MLB team.
Keep your chin up brother.
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How had I never seen this before?
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Starbucks Holiday launch happened. Today just feels like:
âWelcome to the Madhouse, Batman!â
Making ALL these drinks for ALL these customers, especially the crazy ones who modify it like 5 times⌠oooooooof
Also NOOO We do NOT have the Bearista cups! Every store only got two, and if you werenât here at 6am yesterday, you missed out! 
Wtf starbucks whyyyyyyyy
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Hey so since I turn 27 tomorrow maybe I should kill Jordan Cross.
Yâknow. For good luck? 
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