I like to explore the resort at the Maldives and loiter around like I am a real tourist
Neatly placing items on things. When I see a soda can casually strewn about on the lawn I’ll take it to the kitchen counter or a table, to give just one example.
A prompt where you could ask a passer-by to take a picture with your camera would be welcome, as it does start feeling pointless after a couple of minutes.
Sometimes I like to do the whole level cleanup.
But not in chaotic and Rambo-style, in silent assassin style.
I mean kill (yes, kill) every single NPC on the level with not being spotted myself or let any body being found.
Extremely boring, but I find this fun
I love killing all the guards without getting spotted and hiding their bodies. Then I terrorize the civilians
Punch random people and kill some with a knife.
Or walk around the map and explore.
I love to pretend to be a real mailman in Whittleton Creek
Sometimes when I get bored with Hitman I walk around and just throw things at people watch them fall and laugh my ass off.
For some reason, I just really hate Dexy Barat… I have loaded the Bangkok level just to go kill that one NPC, or punch her in the face, or poison her, or some other malicious thing. I have ignored Jordan Cross and Ken Morgan and just gone for her. I have no idea why. Oh, when she showed up in Mendoza I actually had to reload a saved game because, purely on instinct, I shot her in the head right in the middle of the party.
i like to act like a tourist in sapienza and whack people with a didgeridoo
In Blood Money, I like to go on Death on the Mississippi and kill everyone by shoving them over railings, then throw them overboard so there are no markers on the map when I leave and the results say ‘113 accidents’
There is no didgeridoo in Sapienza
You got me excited for this boring thing only for me to find out it can’t be done!
I guess the golf club will have to do.
the didgeridoo part was for miami
I like to pretend to be a real food server in Miami
Step 1, Wear the tropical suit.
Step 2, equip any leather briefcase or the original executive case.
Step, 3 this is all in whittleton creek
Step 4, neatly place the briefcase next to the seating position of any bench
Step 5, sit on the bench.
Step 6, You want a chocolate?
(I’ve sat down like this to enjoy locations like Miami, Mendoza, Sapienza, and Whatever map with a bench that I like for hours on end, I wish I was joking)