I like explore the resort at the Maldives and loiter around like I am a tourist.
Neatly placing items on things. When I see a soda can casually strewn about on the lawn I’ll take it to the kitchen counter or a table, to give just one example.
A prompt where you could ask a passer-by to take a picture with your camera would be welcome, as it does start feeling pointless after a couple of minutes.
Sometimes I like to do the whole level cleanup.
But not in chaotic and Rambo-style, in silent assassin style.
I mean kill (yes, kill) every single NPC on the level with not being spotted myself or let any body being found.
Extremely boring, but I find this fun
I love killing all the guards without getting spotted and hiding their bodies. Then I terrorize the civilians
Punch random people and kill some with a knife.
Or walk around the map and explore.
I love to pretend to be a real mailman in Whittleton Creek
Sometimes when I get bored with Hitman I walk around and just throw things at people watch them fall and laugh my ass off.
For some reason, I just really hate Dexy Barat… I have loaded the Bangkok level just to go kill that one NPC, or punch her in the face, or poison her, or some other malicious thing. I have ignored Jordan Cross and Ken Morgan and just gone for her. I have no idea why. Oh, when she showed up in Mendoza I actually had to reload a saved game because, purely on instinct, I shot her in the head right in the middle of the party.
i like to act like a tourist in sapienza and whack people with a didgeridoo
In Blood Money, I like to go on Death on the Mississippi and kill everyone by shoving them over railings, then throw them overboard so there are no markers on the map when I leave and the results say ‘113 accidents’
I also find it fun.
There is no didgeridoo in Sapienza
You got me excited for this boring thing only for me to find out it can’t be done!
I guess the golf club will have to do.
the didgeridoo part was for miami
I like to pretend to be a real food server in Miami
Step 1, Wear the tropical suit.
Step 2, equip any leather briefcase or the original executive case.
Step, 3 this is all in whittleton creek
Step 4, neatly place the briefcase next to the seating position of any bench
Step 5, sit on the bench.
Step 6, You want a chocolate?
(I’ve sat down like this to enjoy locations like Miami, Mendoza, Sapienza, and Whatever map with a bench that I like for hours on end, I wish I was joking)
Kill all with fiber wire but without raising an alarm