Ok, I like strangling people in hitman, but in the earlier games like SA, and contracts, you basically have to rush to the back of their neck, because they WILL see you, considering sneaking in sa takes forever.
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Why aren’t you taking any questions at this time.
Edit: fixed punctuation.
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Someone forgot to put you back in the fridge?
Aw sorry buddy
But, uh, given the surface area of a fridge:
- How.
- Were you like… 5 years old?
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I’m guessing the fridge was knocked over since he said this was back in college.
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Wtf how do you guys fall asleep like that? I need 30mg edible, a shot of vodka and a white noise playlist and that’s if there are no sounds or lights. Stupid high maintenance brain
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I can sleep everywhere 
I have sleep disorders in the way that I often sleep during daytime and than I’m not able to sleep at night (just like now. It’s almost 4am and I’m still awake).
But, I can sleep everywhere. In cars and trains, outside on a bench, in a bathtub (like I said above), on the ground, next to a washing machine- when I’m tired I don’t care where I am,
I just want to sleep 
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I feel like I can’t even sleep if I don’t lie down in a very precise way on a hard pillow and mattress with all light and sound completely blocked. Heaven forbid I don’t drift off right away, three days ago I had a panic attack when I didn’t drift off in under half an hour.
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Who is the best assassin in WoA, besides Agent 47?
- Eric Soders
- Maya Parvati
- Sean Rose
- Alma Reynard
- Karan Dhar (The Kasmirian)
- Zana Karen (The Vulture)
- Agent Montgomery
- Corvo Black
- Mark Faba (The Undying)
- Joanne Bayswater (The Iconoclast)
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I’m gonna go with Agent Montgomery. It was a toss-up between him and Soders, but at least we got to see Montgomery in action, unlike Soders, and he probably would have succeeded if he’d been after anyone other than 47, and unlike Reynard, Faba, and Bayswater, he probably follows the ICA’s protocol of no casualties if at all possible.
I just can’t stay up after a specific period 
Once I was helping the local mosque in a rather loud event that went on until 3am. I fell sleep on a chair at around 1, just sitting.
In another case, my cousin’s wedding was taking long. Around 1, I attached some chairs from the side together, lied down and slept while people were dancing with some sort of loud music in front of me.
Last time it happened, there was a party with around 20 people of my relatives and, yet again, around 1, I fell sleep while on of them was singing. I can still laugh to its tape.
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Which organization did you most enjoy bringing down in WoA?
- Providence
- IAGO
- Ether
- The Delgado Cartel
- The Malestrom’s group
- The Shadow Client’s Militia
- The Liberation cult
- Atlantide
- Kronstadt Industries
- China Corp
- The Lodge
- The Yardbirds
- The International Contract Agency
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I’m going under the assumption that China Corp, Kronstadt, and the Lodge ceased to exist after 47 took out Kong Tuo Kwang, the Knoxes, and exposed Reddington’s client list, respectively, as well as the assumption that the Ark Society, Milton-Fitzpatrick, and Morgan, Yates, and Kohn did not go under despite the deaths of Providence leadership, since they still had other people who could have taken over without the need for brand naming, or their leaders being the sole brains behind the organization.
If anyone votes for ICA, they’re dead to me (not really [but yeah, really {nah}]).
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I feel bad for anyone who can’t just go “1. 2, 3, night nite,” and be completely asleep. Five years of military service and many more years of constantly flying on planes has helped my be able to sleep anywhere at any time. It has to be quasi dark or I need an eye mask, but noise doesn’t really bother me. Thank Buddha for that too bc otherwise my own snoring would likely wake me up 
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When you 
, is it…
- A) Right Fingers onto the Left Palm
- B) Left Fingers onto the Right Palm
- C) Palm to Palm
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I’m making it multiple choice since I can clap my hands with A & B. I was always A for many years, then at some point learned (yes, learned) to clap my hands like B. Now I can do either.
Palm to palm, like how clapping is supposed to be. 
When I do that (palm to palm) it’s not as loud or sharp/pronounced as when I do fingers into my palms. I mean, I could clap that way if I wanted, but it’s not going to sound right (to me, at least).
Edit: Perhaps, like I practiced the left onto right, I could practice the palm to palm until it sounds right. 
Edit2: Ah! I need to relax my hands. I was holding them more stiffly and that’s why they were sounding… odd, or halfhearted.
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Palm to Palm, unless it’s sarcastic clapping, then it’s right fingers to left palm.
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That’s what I would consider sarcastic clapping -if I did it.
Edit: Of course, there’s always the ‘Slow Clap’.
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I find I do fingers onto palm more than I do palm to palm. I don’t think I have a preference for which set of fingers, however.
edit: damn, the perfect setup for a chicken fingers joke… wasted!
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The crusher seems gruesome until you chuck someone in and they bounce out 
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