Your Favourite Political Quotes

#1

I’m trying to test something here; not a debate thread, not an argument thread, just a place where you can post some of the funniest things a politician has said, or some of the greatest things they have said

If this thread fails feel free to close it

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#2

A presidential candidate for Mexico, Margarita Zavala, said during campaing PR that she was going to fortify money laundering.

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#3

A classic, from our good friend George Dubya:

“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”

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#4

Robert Muldoon when faced with increasing emigration:

“New Zealanders who leave for Australia raise the IQ of both countries.”

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#6

French rich president after sinking the country and its economy:

"I’m asking the French people to do some efforts"

:expressionless:

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#7

“It’s tremendously big and tremendously wet.”

  • Donald Trump, President of the United States.
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#8

"No one – however smart, however well-educated, however experienced – is the suppository of all wisdom. We are not the ’ suppository of all wisdom .’ "

-Tony Abbott, 28th Prime Minister of Australia

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#9

"If they have their dollar, we, too, have our people, we have our righteousness and we have our Allah.”

Recep Tayyip Erdogan. World’s worst president.

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#10

I decided to quote an actual political leader, one who did good things and didn’t embarrass his nation

I do not know of a task more noble than to direct young minds and prepare the men of tomorrow- Pedro II (Emperor of Brazil)

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#11

Vladimir Putin when asked about what happened to the Kursk submarine:
“She sank”.
About terrorists:
“we’ll just have to dip them in the crapper”

jesus our president is a joke

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#12

Mine aren’t stupid or funny quotes, they’re just quotes I really like from people I admire.

“We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run down.” - Nye Bevan

“Everything is art. Everything is politics.” - Ai Weiwei

“We’d do well to remember that at the end of the day, the law doesn’t defend us; we defend the law. And when it becomes contrary to our morals, we have both the right and the responsibility to rebalance it toward just ends.” - Edward Snowden

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#13

‘I will make America Great Again’
-Donald Trump
Quite the opposite.

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#15

There’s no place for the state in the bedrooms of the nation - Pierre Trudeau

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#16

“Мочить в сортире”.
Literal translation is, well, that, but мочить is also a slang word for “kill”.

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#17

No, but, dip them in the crapper?

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#18

This.
trump

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#19

Wall. Wall never changes.

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#20

The fact that his handle is realDonaldTrump and it makes me think it’s fake. But it is not.

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#21

“Mankind must put an end to war or war will put an end to mankind.” JFK

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