When you have a bunch of bananas left in the fridge and they are about to expire:
Draw me like one of your French-Québécois girls, and make sure to include those Montréal bagels, too!
Edit: Oh shit those are bananas not bagels. I have forsaken you, o canada. Pardonnez-moi svp.
Not a single dick joke! I’m so proud of you guys.
- djsojus
- Hichkas
- TheChicken
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Fear of getting banned!
No worries, you’re not the first and it’s not against the rules.
I have a cold and the doc told me that I’d feel better if I took a bath with some chilli - when following advice goes wrong.
Everyone processes Brexit in their own way
I’ve heard of mud bath treatments but this is getting ridiculous.
- Puerco
- Bourbon
- EvilGeniusRo
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look at them, smug and secure in their finery… mocking us.
The army to finally fight against climate change
Frosty realized that his morning wasn’t going to end well when he looked out the kitchen window and saw his illegitimate children gathering on the lawn.
I know you’re eager, but an hour is far too short. Six hours is probably the bare minimum.
removed the time limit. I’ll be Up in about 8 hours, will close it manually.
I can’t vote.