According to the internet, the ZR1 goes from 0 to 60mph in 3.0 seconds.
So, he can take a mile in just one minute.
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Ha ha! Real life me can’t even reach 100m in 30 seconds. 
Well anyway, saw this post a few days ago. Let’s caption this!
I’m going to try my best to make up a joke:
“Despite buying the combo meal for two, everyone knows that he just pretends to be on a diet and secretly eats both for himself.”
I will probably lose but it’s better to post something than nothing at all
Me, mentally preparing what I’m going to order so it doesn’t get awkward.
While not fully onboard with wearing masks, this green lantern at least tries to keep his distance from others.
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That makes three. 
- William1066
- TheChicken
- EvilGeniusRo
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And we have a winner, @EvilGeniusRo! 
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Sweet! 
Go!
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When scientists finally come across parallel universes, that’s what they will find
Spoiled horses use human beings as horses…
Man attempts Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s personal training routine.
And that’s 3
- Mini
- Count Rushmore
- The Chicken
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Damn, no RDR2 jokes?! I was expecting those 
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"The year is 20MM, cats have adapted and evolved to the ultimate lifelong, maximizing energy consumption without the need to excrete at all. Now, their newest innovation comes in the form of The Laser-visor 3000, allowing them to not waste any remaining vitality on useless biological perception needs. "
Cats playing RDR2 in VR idk @EvilGeniusRo wanted an RDR2 joke 
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“me. it was all me, james. it’s always been me. the author of all your pain.”
Okay, let’s vote
- William1066
- Bourbon
- Screaming_Meat
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@Screaming_Meat narrowly takes the prize!
