The last time I did that one, I just used a sniper rifle from the balcony that the cult guy is by in the Author. It wasn’t a Silent Assassin attempt at all.
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Wow, I just took out the Food Critic with a propane flask and the Big One firework in 5 minutes and 29 seconds. Note that: I don’t run when playing, I have 47 move at his natural, calm pace; this included have the staff member escorting me to my room; and I used no distractions at all (throwing the propane and BO didn’t count because they were to make the kill, not to distract. For me, this is practically a speedrun.
… I hate speedrunning.
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How do you block people on here?
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Are you asking me, or referring to me?
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Never mind blocking. How do I favorite people!? 
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How do I block multiple users on here? 
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You keep surprising me with your “uniqueness” when it comes to playing games
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One of these days I need to post an actual, quantified, comprehensive list of the Heisenberg Parameters of Perfection (HPP), so that it’ll be understood better why I play the way I play and what those boundaries I set for myself are.
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thank you, ill need all the phsyical evidence i can get to send you to a proper place for healing
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No, no, that’s one of the tenets of the HPP: no physical evidence.
(Poisons, explosive shrapnel, and bullets that can be pulled from bodies during autopsies notwithstanding)
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I literally laughed out loud at that one! As a player who will easily take half an hour or more to play a contract that others can clear in less than a minute, I loved that sub-title.
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I’ll be sure to let Mr. Hare know what he did wrong against Mr. Tortoise. I guess from what you guys are hinting at, slow and steady doesn’t do shit, after all. 
I am loving those edits, though.
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Does anyone know when content will be coming out?
See
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The funny thing, as a speedrunner, a slow player will sometimes clear a contract (real total time) faster than a speedrunner cuz we can take 8 hours to complete the way we want. lol
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I wouldn’t doubt that. It’s a completely different play style, for sure. You guys will spend a lot longer in a map than a player like me would because you have to know every interaction, where the target is at every point on their route, and all the various ways to shave off a second or two from your plan. I have no need for that level of map knowledge. The “final” attempt by me may also be the first attempt, but for speed runners, it’s the hundredth.
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Speedrunners try to learn all the shortcuts, while those who take the main road might end up getting their first due to no distractions.
We’ve finally have the serial killer but you have to have a restricted load out 
And no new hitman 1 targets just re-releases yay
At least they’ve made some of the arcade optional
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