I wish the Stash crates had a bit less pacifying items and instead some other useful items.
Items that pacify when thrown or used as a melee are pretty much the most commonly found item on ANY map. And should you somehow actually need one, there’s plenty of items you can bring from your safehouse, even a fish, or you could even use the banana as a meelee.
So whenever I see a pacifying item in a stash crate, that item is usually useless to me unless that item has another usage (like the rusty crowbar). To my recollection the Stashes right now can contain A Leadpipe, Poolball, A Baseball, A Crystal Ball An Iron, a Gold Idol, A Golf Ball, and a Hammer. All of these items ONLY have usage as a pacifying item, and are very frequently found on the level.
Also I have to say that some of the crates just make no sense at all.
What is up with the crate always containing a Fire Extinguisher, Earbuds, and an Apple?
That is the weirdest most nonsensical stash crate I’ve ever seen, why is this a regularly occurring combination. What is up with the crate always containing a Baseball, a Lead Pipe and a Napoleon Blownaparte? Why the HELL would anyone ever choose two generic pacifying items over a legal to place remote explosive? Why is there a crate that always has A Gold Idol, an Iron, and a Magnesium Pouch? Only one of those 3 items are an actually useful tool and it’s not the two pacifying items.
I do however like the crate containing Wrench, Propane canister, Lethal Poison (Petals). This item has 3 useful tools that you might be in need of during the mission, especially the natural poison that does not appear on all levels. I also like the crate with Rat Poison, Rusty Crowbar, and a Scissor. It’s a simple crate with 3 tools you might need, even if they aren’t the best tools around they could still be useful.
I personally wish you’d add some more items to the stash crates.
- Explosive Christmas gift
- Banana
- Mixtape 47
- The Ice Baller
- Hook
- Cheeseburger
- Hobby Knife
- Janbiya
- The Black Almond’s Dagger
- Explosive Pencil
- Ica Electrocution Phone
- Molotov Cocktail
- Battle Axe
- ICA Briefcase MKII
Are some items I think would be good tools to include in the crates.
I would also recommend maybe doing some more obvious themes with the crates, such as
Fisher man’s friend:
Hook, Fishing Line, Fish
Accident waiting to happen
Car Battery, Propane Canister, Lethal Poison (Petals)
The Firestarter
Molotov Cocktail, Gas Canister, Fire Extinguisher
It Belongs in a Museum!
Gold Idol, The Black Almond’s Dagger, Explosive Compound
The Prankster
Banana, Explosive Christmas Gift, ICA Briefcase MKII
Chemical Warfare
Nitroglycerin, Letha Poison Syringe Mk3, Magnesium Pouch
Voodoo
Shaman Powder, Gas Grenade, Sacrificial Dagger
The Toy Box
Lil Flashy, Napoleon Blownaparte, Proximity Explosive Rubber Duck (Dartmoor Edition)
Boom Box
Explosive Golfball, Explosive Pen, The Iconator
Music Box
Mixtape 47, Violin, Earbuds
The Engineer
Wrench, Hobby Knife, Rusty Crowbar
Can I keep him?
Kiwi, Frog (Lethal Poison), Star Fish
Battle Axe
Battle Axe
Mixed fruits
Grapes, Apple, Coconut
I just feel that if the stash boxes right now are so random that they’re almost immersion breaking. I have to imagine that someone is stashing these crates with items for 47, but when I open a crate and there is no sense at all to the items it contains it makes me think “What kind of idiot organization put this thing together?” At least if the boxes were themed I’d feel more like “Oh, this guy was being a bit cheeky” when I open a box full of goofy items.