Just some fun silly stuff involving Helldivers 2 lately:
New Premium Warbond coming out tomorrow, adds a mini-nuke backpack! Finally, making the ultimate sacrifice for Super Earth has never been easier!
(The fanbase hope was that we’d be getting a Free Warbond on the game’s anniversary this week, but it seems not. Ah well, it’s not too hard to save up to access another…)
In the current ‘Story Arc’ of the war, strange space-time fluctuations have been occuring, setting up what we now know to be *the Illuminate moving a black hole towards Super Earth.
Reports last night compared the Black Hole on the map to its position a few hours earlier… it actually slowly moves on the map over time…
Some new screens to add to that. All in all it looks nice (though I still feel like some of the character faces are a bit off), but I still think it´s a bit of a shame they didn´t remake this (earlier) on the glory that is the Fox Engine. Hopefully they´ll show some actual gameplay soon. (and some info on MC Vol. 2 would be nice)
A hundred and sixty Euro for a tote bag is merely a sign that Ze Price Stablilite is abiding by all of its markers relative to consumer demand and economic forecasts.
Rhetoric [Medium: Success]: That means they are almost certainly ripping you off.
Encyclopedia [Legendary: Success]: Dynameena is the same high performance composite material used in sailing boats.
Reaction Speed [Medium: Failure]: Sailboats… For some reason you mind turns to something someone said about capitalism subsuming all critiques of itself. But what on Elysium does this have to do with sailing?
Horrific Necktie: BRATAN! You must buy the nearly two hundred real tote bag, you simply must. Think about how it will complete your Hobocop Harry cosplay!
I’m still expecting a delay. We’re potentially 7 months away at the earliest for release and thus far we’ve only seen one trailer. I hope to god it doesn’t but I think a Spring/Summer 2026 release would be more inline with former Rockstar titles which have been pushed back.
PSN is down worldwide. (Trying to log in on console states “we’re down for maintenance”, but that seems sus as a random global outage.)
And Silvereyes and I were gonna shoot some nazis about now…
( This is secretly a ploy to get people’s subscriptions to run out after the Summer/Black Friday deals. )
– Those are the times with the highest sale prices lately, and you usually only get that deal if you aren’t currently subscribed. So people have been buying yearly and letting it run out around those times.
I’ve seen “current subscribers about to expire” get deals to renew, but that’s never happened to me… yet…?
This is secretly a ploy to get people’s subscriptions to run out after the Summer/Black Friday deals. 
)
sage being playable is cool
