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Holy Cow the tactical guys went in!!! I was following this story close but then the NFL playoffs were on and your know… football🏈.

That whole situation was like a movie though. The authorities think he wanted a lady Pakistani terrorist who was American educated released. She has been held in TX since ‘09 or ‘10. I also saw speculation that he was her brother although that quickly fell off the coverage so I assume that’s not the case.

Glad all the hostages are safe!

Just posting this as a contextual pretext for my question:

Hey, @Accidental_Kills98, you alright, man? According to Twitter, apparently, Australia has fallen because of this. Can you shed some light (on why some people are so damn stupid)?

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Yes, I have been alright since the pandemic began. The worst thing that has happened is that I have not seen my mum’s parents since this began. I have seen my grandma on my dad’s side but I havent seen my grandparents on my mum’s side for teo years.

I have spent a week and a half in lockdown. I can do anything an American can, in fact I can do more than most Americans that includes being alive.

That is your first problem now isn’t it? Australia actually fell when Americans needed an excuse to avoid doing anything about the virus so the hoi polli just decided we were a fascist regime. Australia has fallen has been a rallying cry since at least Howard Springs.

I have a degree in sociology and I still have no answer.

The government wants to distract us from how bad its handling of the virus has been so they think getting tough with Novax Djokovic will distract people long enough for a while.

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Guess who just declared himself an economist? Stonks :arrow_up: See? I am economist now as well. Tune in next week to see how I end homelessness in Pacific America


Buckaroo Benzo: Across the Eighth Prescription

And just why is Witness K still on the stands?

Airing the conferences Alan Jones tells people not to trust means we balance out Alan Jones telling people not to trust the conferences. Clearly we are all very intelligent adults.

Of course not! Her fucking house has a Wikipedia entry! If you have a wiki entry on your official residence then you can’t be doxxed. You can get tours where the house is a stop.

I don’t mean to dox Boris Johnson but he lives at 10 Downing Street, City of Westminster, Greater London, UK. Want me to dox Biden?

Ah yes that immigrant man who fled from Iran at fifteen has clearly been vacationing for 9 straight years. This is why the government can’t let him leave his hotel, he is clearly a backpacker, see?

Mean while tennis star and wifi password Novax Djokovic can just be waved through and get all of the angry protestors.

Maybe you should make more shows about ambos, cops, dancing TikTok people and hour long ads for Mitre 10? Maybe some more reruns of King of Queens and Two and Half Men? Maybe more ads that interrupt my replay of Lego Brickmasters. I just fucking love those KFC ads, they do as well because they play them ALL THE FUCKING TIME!!!

Against child migrants no less then again I don’t expect much from the Fr*nch.

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Jordan Peterson is a stupid person’s idea of a smart person.

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The human Dunning-Kluger Complex.

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First time I’ve seen it trending on Twitter was today, though. What a load of crap. Wanted to know what someone actually there thought about it.

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I think that America should focus on their own COVID problems and stop trying to use other countries as an excuse to be assholes. That is, of course, what I think and sadly Australia is also home to a portion of people that do think we are a prison island again.

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America needs to grow up, is what we need to do. And no offense, but most other “white” counties need to do the same (Canada and New Zealand are kinda ok).

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Oh you just made it so much worse for yourself.

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Alright, since it has been almost two weeks since we had news from Kazakhstan I think it would be a good idea to have some follow up on it.


  • In general the situation seems to have stabilized. Or at least ceased to be volatile. Call for protests are still heard.
  • Russian Troops left the country after a week, their missions done and objectives attained.
  • The official death toll is 225.
  • There was no revolution, but a shake up of the power structure / the actual peoples is charge is understood to have happened.
  • Currently it is believed that this new government will have to answer at least some of the concerns and demands to be able to properly consolidate power.
  • The government nonetheless does not recognise the protest leaders as legitimate representation (this will be the main point of contention in the future)
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thanks for the update.

a bit late, but this seems kind of relevant. tom burgis said a while ago on newsnight that “those who buy oil, gas and other natural resources from kleptocrats like the Kazakh regime are effectively trafficking in stolen goods”.

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Fina-fucking-lly. Long past time. This was inevitable.

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To the many who asked, “Can it get worse for Boris?”

Yes. Yes it can.

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