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Americans think that if they deviate from the norm in any way than the Gomyoonist Chinese or the Arab rapists are going to come get them so these are the kinds of people you’re talking about here.

“Hello, I’m Tom Hanks. The US Government has lost its credibility, so it is borrowing some of mine.” - The Simpsons Movie

That film came out fifteen years ago by the way, I had to look it up but it is true.

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I like how Republicans in congress are using that against Biden, like they fail to realize that they are also part of that same US government :slightly_smiling_face:

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Australia is both similar enough (white, English speaking, uses dollars) but also physically far away enough that US pundits like to invent all kinds of fantasies about it in order to imagine it as either an ideal or dystopian version of their own society.

For years it was the “Australia ended gun violence and mass killings by passing a gun law” which largely ignored all other factors (like that we have welfare, health care, etc)… including that we had a massive mass killing the following year (someone set fire to a hotel) and a couple of attempted mssacres (it turns out shooting running targets is hard).

Australia was dystopian when we were trying to implement the Clean Feed firewall, without addressing y’know, due to the Classification Board the government censors stuff daily and had been trying to bring in a Internet control firewall since like…1999.

Now its dystopian because of Covid controls largely because they can use footage of Sydney, and holiday locations, point to sporting events and scream “See! If we allow this in Australia, it could happen here!” and the right wing audience laps it up because they forgot that Australia is a pro-censorship, anti-gun latte sipping hippie paradise.

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Wait wait. That was real? I thought that whole ‘Russiagate’ thing was just partisan tribal bullshit. Strange.

OTOH, if you checked every politician in congress, you could probably find far dirtier and shadier sources of income than Russian ones so pick your poison.

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Neoliberal: [Sees :butterfly: (Dynamic and progressive M&Ms*)] Is this progressive?

The answer is no, what is progressive is reminding you that Mars-Wrigley is currently being sued for child labour use.
*This is what the spokesperson at Mars-Wrigley actually said by the way.

McConnell is a racist? I never would have guess, what with all of the racist stuff he does and says all of the time.

Guess whose back? Back again [gain-gain-gain].

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Absolutely shameful.

The real headline: “Whiny Republicans Mad That They’ll Lose Seats If Redistricting Results In More Proportional Representation”

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Well? Would giant sociopath and craven coward Donald Trump throw his own children under the bus to save himself?

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was just about to post that. this is an up to date photo from inside the embassy:

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Gotta love how this guy’s lawyer is using the “he had a heated investor moment” as their defence of his actions. Like if you get emotional (which he had good reason to) and your first instinct is to get extremely aggressive and racist then you might just be an angry racist.

He was a director at Merrill Lynch by the way and he was in the top 25 richest people in Connecticut or something.

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Not very impressive, isn’t there only like 30 people in Connecticut?

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Yes that is the official human population, the rest are fish and crustacean people in disguise.

ANOTHER FUCKING PARTY?

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Universities will use this an example of Murphy’s Law, it just gets worse for him with amazing severity and consistency.

Nice, it is a shame the Liberals are still assholes that have said that only the Australian flag is worth of being flown at Parliament.

Still they did something and it was the right thing even if it is disingenuous.

Jesus Christ!

Pretty sure if they did that then Biden can just jail the people involved in the six investigations into Benghazi.

That is a lot of pennies for that one penny.

Still not over but this is the best news for them so far.

Shooting in Germany’s Heidelberg University

Ah yes the state is trying to ban teachers from talking about LGBT+ people. Is this free speech?

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Well, this is going to get…interesting. :eyes:

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