General News 1.0

Well, they did it. They finally fucking did it, they passed something through the senate.

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Hulu are bringing back Mike Tyson Mysteries?

I also find it galling that he is talking about consent given the rape charge he has under his (heavyweight championship) belt.

Imagine what could happen if 51 votes was all it took for every kind of bill?

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:face_with_hand_over_mouth:

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Whaa haa, boo hoo, too bad, fuck you.

Not technically news, but it’s still something that is worth looking back at,
It has been a year since the taliban took over Afghanistan.

What happened since, during this year :

A brief timeline of the precedent decades :

And something close for me :

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Trump just pled the fifth in his deposition with the New York Attorney General.

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I knew it, I knew the motherfucker would do it.

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Five hundred grand was all it took for her to screw over innumerable people who need insulin to meet the requirements she had to get her vote on the deal. 47 demanded a higher fee than that for the hit on Deewana Ji in Hitman 2: Silent Assassin. This double dealing, older Felicity Smoak-looking bitch.

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Who needs to watch The Boys when you can just Google “Ezra Miller” and get the exact same exact story.

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This is heartbreaking

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They were looking for WHAT?

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Holy Mary of God…

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Yeah, there was also that time he bragged about being able to sell the codes if he wanted to. It was back early in his presidency I believe, though I may be mistaken on that front.

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Dear God, that right there should have been an impeachable and indictable offense, even if spoken in jest. Richard Pryor and George Carlin working together could never tell a joke as big as America.

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What the fuck.

A leak, to the wapo. I hope it’s just a detail by happenstance, and not seeding, preparing whats to come. Because if so, Holy Fuck.

Apparently the warrant will be unsealed.

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It gets better, apparently the informant the FBI used was someone closer to Trump and it is making Trump paranoid.

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Salman Rushdie was attacked onstage at a lecture in NYC. It’s still early so details are all over the place and his condition is unknown, though, as I was typing this, the New York police confirmed that he was stabbed in the neck.

Rushdie has been flown to a local hospital and the attacker is in custody.

Update: In a press conference, NY Governor Kathy Hochul has confirmed that Rushdie is still alive and that he is “getting the care he needs”.

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Seems Khomeini still has fans…

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I am more willing to bet the attacker is actually a fan of the three point three million dollar bounty attached to the Fatwa.

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