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This isn’t all that bad given The Shot is a subsection of The Chaser.

To say nothing of their coverage of The Olympics where they said (amongst other things) Bali is the only relevant part of Indonesia and Saudi Arabia was generalised as “tall buildings and camels” which is actually the UAE.

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If you are one of those unhinged loonies who thinks the world is secretly run by the UN, I think you have no clue how fucking useless they really are most of the time.

If the facts were facts then the fact is the reef is in danger. How could the UN think the Libs will actually do what they ask?

It should be easy to nail Brillopad on corruption.

Quit pissing away our money! Witness K did nothing wrong. They fucked around and got found out, the government should just face it and listen to the music.

For many Brits, British pride is only ever trot out to shit on minorities and whine about not being an oppressive, global empire. They don’t actually care about Britain’s history, if they did they would help their underfunded cultural trusts.

Never though a flesh-eating bacteria would eat my face.

That is grea,t at least the court thinks he is an indiscriminate killer and not a racially motivated one…

I am dead certain it is a race thing by the way. Grand Rapids is a around a third African-American.

They didn’t tell him because they wanted to see his reaction. It was just a prank, bro!

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Florida Man pushes boundaries of aquatic travel. For added Florida points, he was going the wrong way.

I love Kadhimi’s jab at Bush.

Oh no George Christensen can’t go and fuck Filipino sex workers on my taxpayer dollars! Whatever should he do? How about he helps spread COVID so the government can end COVID restrictions. Wait…

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Wait I thought the good people were supposed to use guns? You mean you can take perps down using something other than shooting them?

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The beatings and struggle sessions will continue until morale improves… This reads like an Oblivion NPC conversation scroll.

Musk’s cars think the moon is a stop-light for fucks sake and his tunnels are just airport motor walkways for cars.

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Lol what? Kenney can’t seriously think this is a good idea.

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I mean you would have to be incredibly stupid to think they are the same. This is just a really bad attempt at competition elimination by the meat lobby.

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My province is lifting its indoor mask mandate on Saturday.

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Wow, this is some legendary buck passing.

So despite the fact that the chief health officer does not have the authority to implement a reopening plan, Jason Kenney now insists that anything that happens is on her. The health minister tried the same thing as well.

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That isn’t buckpassing. If you haven’t passed the buck onto your top doctor, medical minister, every single state/territory premier (or province/territory for you guys) and your national medical association then you won’t have anything on Scott Morrison.

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That will be an interesting case. The gun manufacturers have immunity against those types of cases in the United States and the main point of argument will be if that immunity applies to places outside of the US or not. If it does the suit will be tossed out, if it doesn’t the Mexican Gov’t should win since before the immunity law other governments have won the same lawsuit. It’s worth noting the lawsuit was filed in Boston which is Circuit 1.

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