Hitman at the Olympic Games

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Having two Olympics in roughly 6 months got me thinking: which event do you think any character from the franchise would excel in?

(NOTE: the event can be from either the summer or winter games and the characters can be anyone of any significance from any game in the franchise)

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I honestly think a more interesting debate would be the events 47 wouldn’t be good at, so I looked into some of that instead and got a few highlights.

  • Weightlifting and handball might be on the tough side, because while 47 is obviously very strong, he doesn’t have a weightlifter’s build. I think he’d do well if he was given enough time to build his body up for it, but as is I think it’d be a struggle.
  • 47’s dancing skills are actually quite poor, so breaking is right out
  • I think his 57 year old man vibes would make winning at skateboarding impossible
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47 would be a legend at javelin throw, provided there’s a target where he wants to throw it of course.

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We can take it that way too but remember we can also talk about any character, big or small, target or otherwise.

Unless he’s wearing the ninja outfit :wink:

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Just locks on the perfect distance marker and hits it from around corners? :joy::rofl::joy::rofl:

Continuing on from the point @Lexilogo brought up, 47 probably has the balance for some of the skiing/snowboarding events but does he have the stamina to pull off some of those sick tricks?

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Alexa Carlisle: Diving. Unfortunately, she failed to place. She made a noticeable impact, however.

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Agent Swan was formerly an Olympic archer. There was also another Olympic athlete target in Blood Money, Raymond Kulinsky. It’s a shame we never get to actually see Swan’s archery skills though.

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I’m still pretty sure Biathlon is a way to find future spies and killers. If you somehow manage to compete in this sport an agency will approach you. 47 definately would be good at it.

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Oh yeah! I vaguely remember that little tidbit of information somewhere. It IS a shame we didn’t get to see him in action; I wonder if he was a podium contender?

I was just going to comment on biathlon! I think it’s more military orientated but I also think 47 would be pretty good at it.

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He probably has the potential to become great because he is very good in hand to hand combat and martial arts.

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Sanchez in the weightlifting category. Victoria in gymnastics. 47 in marathon running. Carlton Smith in swimming. Arthur Edwards and Blake Dexter in the broadcast box.

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What about the guy who commentates the Global Innovation Race? Although, it might be hard as just a disembodied voice…

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I wanted Edwards and Dexter because they are such polar opposites as villains and even just as personalities that I think it would be hysterical for them to be partnered up in commentating on the event.

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With Dexter Industries being a potential sponsor ? That would certainly fit with the general unscrupulousness and corruption of the IOC.

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