Oh no Diana, it appears I have slipped over a banana peel and now my unnecessarily oily suit has covered my entire head with oil, thereby making it “greasy”.
Or
Oh no Diana, it appears while vaulting over a fence my unnecessarily oily suit has been lifted up to my head and now my unnecessarily oily suit has covered my entire head with oil, thereby making it “greasy”.
Which ONE is it. @v1deost 's sister?