Hitman Moments In Real Life

B e c a use of th e rai n

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Leipzig yesterday.

Luckily nobody died, otherwise someone somewhere would be getting a baseball bat to the head.

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Accident Kill incoming:

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If there’s any Israeli NPCs they’d make ideal targets in contracts mode with the explosive phone. Even better if there’s any in Paris or Miami since the Sheikh disguise is available. Would be preferable to have the exact weapon and disguise (if available) be mandatory not optional.

As far as I’m aware, the only confirmed Israeli NPCs in the game are Dalia Margolis and Ezra Berg.

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Oh right! Can’t believe I forgot about her!

My man Ezra coming in clutch!

Reminded me of this scene as well

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Shit. What was today’s code?

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Yeah it’s 0118. Just don’t tell Royce or she’ll fire both of us okay.

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COMPROMISED

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Found on the Hitman subreddit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1g162cg/a_man_shows_his_commute_to_work_in_chongqing/

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Real life Chongqing footage. This city is even crazier in-person!

https://twitter.com/PicturesFoIder/status/1844901832851611980

EDIT: This is the same post as above except on twitter, lmao oops

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(“video” would fit better, but I don´t have the skills or motivation to edit shit)

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Guys on my roof changing out and replacing shingles. From sound of it they’re probably using nail guns. Just as long as they’re not being fired by a bald guy with a barcode tattoo everything should be fine otherwise the police would need to come to put down said bald guy with barcode tattoo.

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Lately, I’ve noticed a truck advertising a lawn care/gardening business called “Caruso’s”. Every time I see it, it reminds me of a certain disguise…

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Wasn’t really sure where to put this… but I knew the number immediately. It’s already time marked and just a few seconds.

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